what's the best insult you've heard?

getting called a bunch of stuff while cold calling is both disheartening and so exciting at the same time.


there's gotta be some gold out there.


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poweredbycaffeine
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"Good job graduating with a bullshit degree that landed you a shit job like sales." -- CTO that bought our product a year later.
Chep
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
"You call center people are the worst. I can hear people laughing in the background are you proud of yourself for interrupting my day"
Telehealth_2the_Moon
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Director of Business Development
Work Related: "This email is as valuable to me as the spam I get with cookie recipes. 

Non-work related but still SFW: "I thought smoking was supposed to make you lose weight"
funcoupons
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I wish the spam I got included cookie recipes...
MrMotivation
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May be off topic, but this is the best insult I have ever received. 

I played college soccer on the West Coast, and we had a game against Stanford. Score was 2-1 to Stanford and things started to get a bit chippy. Late tackles, cheap fouls, insults flying back and forth. It then boiled over into a shouting match with some shoving after a bad challenge. Their Captain yells: "Guys, calm down. We are winning. And we go to Stanford."

May not be the worst insult I have ever received, but the combination of the insult and the flex was so perfect that I just had to respect it. 
paddy
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Director of Business Development
"My grandma can sell better than you." - douchebag at my last job
Blackwargreymon
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MDR
Work Related: "This email is as valuable to me as the spam I get with cookie recipes. 
Clashingsoulsspell
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ISR
You call center people are the worst.
Salespreuner
Big Shot
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Regional Sales Director
"How did you get my number you shite. Stop and carry with your flipping work of calling!"- that was on my face!
MR.StretchISR
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ISR
"You call center people are the worst. I can hear people laughing in the background are you proud of yourself for interrupting my day"
Mr.Floaty
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BDR
I try and keep it up to date, once I've been in a position for a few months I'll add it to the resume.
Cyberjarre
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BDR
when I go for a new role
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