DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
14
Rolling 20's all day
Wait till next weeks Linkedin article "Gen-Z prefers to quit with Memes. Here's what that means for the economy!"
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
10
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Oh lord, resignations via meme tik toks incoming
Sunbunny31
Politicker
5
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Don't give them any ideas!
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
4
Exec Director, Major Accounts
It has begunโ€ฆ.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
8
SaaS Eater
Not a "formal" resignation but in my first manager role I had someone just not show up to work 6 months into their job. Never heard from them again.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
8
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
That's an impressive Irish exit. Some great method acting there.ย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
6
SaaS Eater
Top notch. Daniel Day Lewis is envious.
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
6
Account Executive
hahaha the photos make this 1000x better
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
7
SaaS Eater
I love the Jah Bless piece
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
You can really see the artists thoughts and efforts behind the composition of the piece.ย 
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
4
Account Executive
I appreciate the penis autograph on the bottom too. Pure art.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Was that done by the artist? Was that an addition post facto? We can only wonder.ย 
AlecBaldwinsHairline
Valued Contributor
5
Head of Sales Development
Calling your boss in the middle of an acquisition where they asked you to do free work for the new company they just bought and didn't plan on how to scale it and saying you quit is another fun one.

I've never heard a boss say "WELL JEEZUS FUCK ME" on a phone call before lol.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
That's some immediate gratification there, that's a good one.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
๐ŸฆŠ
The "deuces" pic is the icing on the cake. ๐Ÿ˜†
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
It is a chef kiss momentย 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
3
Exec Director, Major Accounts
โœŒ๏ธ. Well crafted. Good for Kyla
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Kyla has style, we should all be more like kyla
AnchorPoint
Politicker
3
Business Coach
Saw a video on line today of an excavator using its shovel to demolish the cab of six box trucks.... best comment: tell me you quit without telling me you quit.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
That's a way to prove a pointย 
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
Hahaha innovative piece.. is it "Penis" or "Denis" at the bottom ๐Ÿ˜œ
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
5
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Haha, fairly certain it's penis, but no idea why.ย 
Diablo
Politicker
1
Sr. AE
Hahah
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
1
Account Manager
Okay THIS is fucking hilarious.ย  Not only well written but the meme of him throwing deuces and fading into oblivion has me literally DYINGย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Lotta love for them calling it the Tapseshroom and then having sesh striked throughย 
BdubSE
Opinionated
1
Global Manager - Sales Enablement
When I left my management position they didn't fill it for about a month. One of the employees slowly resigned by leaving an hour extra early each day- knowing that no one would call him out until it was too late. Finally the VP noticed and boom, immediately gone.ย 

I thought it was hilarious, but what a weird move to not tell anyone you want to quit.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Severance is severanceย 
thebuckhunter
Politicker
1
AE
Day 1. Someone came in, did typical HR on-boarding. Left for lunch with a note on his computer saying "thanks, but I don't think it's a fit" and never came back.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Lotta time for this.ย 

That poor hiring manager though when they got the news ๐Ÿ˜‚
Woody
Politicker
1
Business Development Executive
True story:ย  Coworker walks into the VPs office where two other managers are gathered.ย  Says F you, F you, and F you.ย  Packs his stuff walks out.ย  Comes in the next day realizing he needs to get fired to collect unemployment.ย  Not sure how that went.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Good legal question there, does fuck you count as a notice of resignation.ย 
CareerSDR
Opinionated
1
Account Executive
A friend of mine created a Snapchat filter that said "Sorry for you loss, it's me, I quit" and sent it to everyone in the company. It was geolocated on our building for the entire day.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
This is fucking gold for the ingenuity alone.ย 
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