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What's the best resignation you've seen? My suggestion...

A friend of mine just started as a manager at a tap room.


He came in to find this gem yesterday. πŸ’Ž


Really a fan of their commitment to formality, but also profanity.


Anyone have any funny or crazy resignation stories either 1st or 2nd hand?


Also happy Friday fuckers.



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DungeonsNDemos
Politicker
+10
AE of B2B
Wait till next weeks Linkedin article "Gen-Z prefers to quit with Memes. Here's what that means for the economy!"
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Oh lord, resignations via meme tik toks incoming
Sunbunny31
Politicker
+5
Sales Executive
Don't give them any ideas!
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
+9
Exec Director, Major Accounts
It has begun….
UrAssIsSaaS
Politicker
+8
SaaS Eater
Not a "formal" resignation but in my first manager role I had someone just not show up to work 6 months into their job. Never heard from them again.Β 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
That's an impressive Irish exit. Some great method acting there.Β 
UrAssIsSaaS
Politicker
+8
SaaS Eater
Top notch. Daniel Day Lewis is envious.
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
+6
Manager, Sales
hahaha the photos make this 1000x better
UrAssIsSaaS
Politicker
+8
SaaS Eater
I love the Jah Bless piece
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
You can really see the artists thoughts and efforts behind the composition of the piece.Β 
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AlecBaldwinsHairline
Valued Contributor
+5
SDR Manager
Calling your boss in the middle of an acquisition where they asked you to do free work for the new company they just bought and didn't plan on how to scale it and saying you quit is another fun one.

I've never heard a boss say "WELL JEEZUS FUCK ME" on a phone call before lol.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
That's some immediate gratification there, that's a good one.Β 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
The "deuces" pic is the icing on the cake. πŸ˜†
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
It is a chef kiss momentΒ 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
+9
Exec Director, Major Accounts
✌️. Well crafted. Good for Kyla
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Kyla has style, we should all be more like kyla
AnchorPoint
Politicker
+8
Business Coach
Saw a video on line today of an excavator using its shovel to demolish the cab of six box trucks.... best comment: tell me you quit without telling me you quit.Β 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
That's a way to prove a pointΒ 
Diablo
Politicker
+7
AE
Hahaha innovative piece.. is it "Penis" or "Denis" at the bottom 😜
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Haha, fairly certain it's penis, but no idea why.Β 
Diablo
Politicker
+7
AE
Hahah
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
+10
Account Manager
Okay THIS is fucking hilarious.Β  Not only well written but the meme of him throwing deuces and fading into oblivion has me literally DYINGΒ 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Lotta love for them calling it the Tapseshroom and then having sesh striked throughΒ 
Bd
BdubSE
Opinionated
+3
Global Manager - Sales Enablement
When I left my management position they didn't fill it for about a month. One of the employees slowly resigned by leaving an hour extra early each day- knowing that no one would call him out until it was too late. Finally the VP noticed and boom, immediately gone.Β 

I thought it was hilarious, but what a weird move to not tell anyone you want to quit.Β 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Severance is severanceΒ 
LandandExpand
Opinionated
+3
AE
Day 1. Someone came in, did typical HR on-boarding. Left for lunch with a note on his computer saying "thanks, but I don't think it's a fit" and never came back.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Lotta time for this.Β 

That poor hiring manager though when they got the news πŸ˜‚
Woody
Politicker
+4
Business Development Executive
True story:Β  Coworker walks into the VPs office where two other managers are gathered.Β  Says F you, F you, and F you.Β  Packs his stuff walks out.Β  Comes in the next day realizing he needs to get fired to collect unemployment.Β  Not sure how that went.Β 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Good legal question there, does fuck you count as a notice of resignation.Β 
Ca
CareerSDR
Good Citizen
Account Executive
A friend of mine created a Snapchat filter that said "Sorry for you loss, it's me, I quit" and sent it to everyone in the company. It was geolocated on our building for the entire day.Β 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
This is fucking gold for the ingenuity alone.Β 
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