What's the best yogurt?

I'm all about the 5% milkfat Vermont Creamery greek, but I'll fucks with a Fage 5% greek or a lovely little dollop of Siggi's Skyr.


If you like low-fat then why are you even bothering...go eat some spinach, you rabbit.

The king of yogurt is....

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InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
10
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Go-gurt for the sales savage on the go
goose
Politicker
2
Sales Executive
Came here to say Go-Gurt.  Makes me glad I read the comments.
Incognito
WR Officer
9
Master of Disaster
Fucking gross
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
☕️
I am a dairy-fan, what can I say.
Incognito
WR Officer
5
Master of Disaster
Me too, but for good things like cheese
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
Cheese is life.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
I hear marketing is lactose intolerant. 
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
My first sales job was selling frozen yogurt catering events when I was in high school -- fun fact
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
4
Rolling 20's all day
Chobani greek yogurt got me through wisdom teeth removal. They had my back
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
I think it was Chobani that has the flips? Anyway it was greek yogurt with a side of honey that you pour into it. Mother of God. 🔥
jefe
Arsonist
2
🍁
Don't really see these in Canada... 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
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Y'all don't see them because you have these things called "standards" for your food. Us Americans can eat all the trash.
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
Hahahahha! Don't eat much dairy either way, aside from cheese. That's my weakness and it's not changing any time soon. 

I guess whey protein also counts though.

The one thing I will say is that our dairy marketing board is obscenely powerful.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
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Milk in Quebec is almost as important as Maple!
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
I believe it!

Can't get any decent butter in Ontario though. It's literally all the same, simply packaged differently. So strange.
sellingsellssold
Politicker
1
SDR
oikos yogurt
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I like the Trader Joe's Honey - because it's not sweet at all.
userdungeon
Opinionated
1
Director
Oikos 0/0/0 and Ratio are best for low sugar, max protein, and not tasting like chalk.  

Which is great if you work out when you ain't scoopin' butter.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
Eat full-fat dairy or don't eat it. The Dairy King has spoken.
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
0
Oh boy
Yogurt is gross.  Why not just east a block of cheese at your desk?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
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Don't tempt me with a good time.

I work from home, so no one sees my shame.
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
Only if it is a block of Cabot Hunter's Cheddar block. 

I could easily sit down and eat an entire block of that. 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
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I've been eating that since I was a wee lad. 
Mobi85
Politicker
0
Regional Sales Manager
@poweredbycaffeine I assume you may also be from VT, where the mountains are green and the capital doesn't have a Mcdonalds...
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
Siggis
Ricochet
Opinionated
0
SDR
Baebani 
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
0
Account Manager
Specifically Chobani pineapple
Beans
Big Shot
0
Enterprise Account Executive
Kirkland Greek.

Homemade protein ice cream forever. 
FarmingU
Politicker
0
Account Manager
Xanceda, a spanish organic farm yogurt
HappyGilmore
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Huge Fage fan with Chobani being in second place. 
Indakitchenwhippin
Politicker
0
Channel Sales
Siggis was my go to but recently discovered Icelandic Provisions which I prefer honestly.
KingofGIF
Politicker
0
AE
Where's my Kirkland gang?
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