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What's the best yogurt?

I'm all about the 5% milkfat Vermont Creamery greek, but I'll fucks with a Fage 5% greek or a lovely little dollop of Siggi's Skyr.


If you like low-fat then why are you even bothering...go eat some spinach, you rabbit.

The king of yogurt is....
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WCK
Notorious Answer
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Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
Siggi's is heaven, but I say that with the caveat that I've never had any others that you mentioned(aside from Chobani)
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Fage is like scooping ice cream out of the tub. I've got a bowl of it going right now with raspberries, granola, and maple syrup.
WCK
Notorious Answer
+13
Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
Syrup??? Oh you delectably palated man
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InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Go-gurt for the sales savage on the go
goose
Politicker
+12
Sales Executive
Came here to say Go-Gurt.Β  Makes me glad I read the comments.
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Fucking gross
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I am a dairy-fan, what can I say.
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Me too, but for good things like cheese
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InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
I hear marketing is lactose intolerant.Β 
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
My first sales job was selling frozen yogurt catering events when I was in high school -- fun fact
DungeonsNDemos
Politicker
+10
Rolling for Initiative
Chobani greek yogurt got me through wisdom teeth removal. They had my back
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
I think it was Chobani that has the flips? Anyway it was greek yogurt with a side of honey that you pour into it. Mother of God. πŸ”₯
jefe
Politicker
+8
Sales Director
Don't really see these in Canada...Β 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Y'all don't see them because you have these things called "standards" for your food. Us Americans can eat all the trash.
jefe
Politicker
+8
Sales Director
Hahahahha! Don't eat much dairy either way, aside from cheese. That's my weakness and it's not changing any time soon.Β 

I guess whey protein also counts though.

The one thing I will say is that our dairy marketing board is obscenely powerful.
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sellingsellssold
Politicker
+7
SDR
oikos yogurt
Sunbunny31
Politicker
+5
Sales Executive
I like the Trader Joe's Honey - because it's not sweet at all.
userdungeon
Executive
+4
Director of Sales
Oikos 0/0/0 and Ratio are best for low sugar, max protein, and not tasting like chalk.Β Β 

Which is great if you work out when you ain't scoopin' butter.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Eat full-fat dairy or don't eat it. The Dairy King has spoken.
Jamiroquai
Opinionated
+6
Chief Check-in Officer
1. Chobani 2. daylight 3. anything else
0PercentCloseRate
Arsonist
+6
Lord Forgive Me, For I Have Sinned
Yogurt is gross.Β  Why not just east a block of cheese at your desk?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Don't tempt me with a good time.

I work from home, so no one sees my shame.
Mobi85
Politicker
+5
Regional Sales Manager
Only if it is a block of Cabot Hunter's Cheddar block.Β 

I could easily sit down and eat an entire block of that.Β 
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Diablo
Politicker
+7
AE
Siggis
Ricochet
Opinionated
+2
SDR
BaebaniΒ 
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
+10
Account Manager
Specifically Chobani pineapple
Beans
Politicker
+9
Account Executive
Kirkland Greek.

Homemade protein ice cream forever.Β 
FarmingU
Politicker
+11
Account Manager
Xanceda, a spanish organic farm yogurt
HappyGilmore
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
Huge Fage fan with Chobani being in second place.Β 
Indakitchenwhippin
Politicker
+4
Channel Sales
Siggis was my go to but recently discovered Icelandic Provisions which I prefer honestly.
KingofGIF
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+6
Account Executive
Where's my Kirkland gang?
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