"It is refreshing to receive a spam email that is not about erectile dysfunction pills. Nonetheless, please take me off of your list."
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
"I wanted to believe this wasn't a robot. You were thiiiiis close. Please remove me."
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
"How did you get my email?? Based on your response, I will then decide if I want to talk to you or not."
I found it in under one minute on Google. Pleb.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
Damn.
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
2
Director Sales and Market Development
It was a teenage mutant turtles meme that said "Real recognize real" as i had sent an email with subject line Hello?????? and the body of the email was a lionel ritchie meme saying is it ERP you are looking for.
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
2
Director Sales and Market Development
ps i sell ERP
SteveMadden
Opinionated
1
Sales Exec
"tell your marketing team their drips suck. unsubscribe"
Sailor
Contributor
1
Senior Director of Business Development
Email said thoughts? response “thanks for asking. None.”
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
0
Account Manager
Hilarious, this guy is someone I called 18 times over the course of 1.5 years and he goes OFF on me (edited to protect our identities): Jokes on this motherfucker because I went around him and put a contract in place anyway... whoops... love to see it....
"Real PezDog, I wish I could share my phone logs with you on the number of times your organization has contacted me. I have no interest at this time on working with you or your organization and no need for contract staff at this time. If and when I do need contract staff, I work through the partners that our recruiters recommend and at that point you would know if I have any needs. The disrespectful move of sending me a meeting invite suggests two things. ONE that your time is more important than whatever I have on my calendar at that time and TWO, that I would agree to attend a meeting that I have not agreed to with a total stranger - Has further confirmed that I have zero desire to work with your or your organization now or anytime in the near future. If you or your organization ever have a desire to work with me, you can start by taking me off of your call lists."
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
0
Account Manager
and in case you were wondering, here was my response:
Name,
I appreciate your honesty. I have reached out to you 14 times in total since 04/30/2018. There should not be any other communication from anyone else at MY COMPANY as this account is managed by me alone. I am truly sorry about the calendar request, I did not mean to make it seem like your time and schedule is not important to me, it is. Rather I wanted to offer a proposal to have an informal discussion (instead of a cold call), I see now this approach was not a good one and I can assure you it won’t happen again. At the end of the day my company pays me to be a business developer, as I’m sure YOUR COMPANY has similar Account Managers doing similar sales tactics to develop accounts of theirs. I will note in my CRM that you do not want to be contacted (which should shield you for the future in case I am no longer here) and I will stop calling you myself.
I sincerely hope for a future opportunity to prove I can be valuable to you and your team, yet I understand if that opportunity does not come. Feel free to reach out to me any time and by any means.
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