What’s the funniest email response you’ve sent to a prospect who shit on you?

I want to laugh.

😂 Sales Humor
5
Rallier
Politicker
11
SDR Manager and Consultant
“I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you”
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
8
☕️
Context: We shut off a prospect's trial after they refused to sign the contract and asked for an additional 2 weeks. This was all after a call where we all mutually agreed we fit their needs and they were ready to move forward.

Them: "This is how you earn a reputation in the industry. I won't forget this."

Me: "The door swings both ways, [name redacted]. Good luck."

Sure, it's not slapstick, but the amount of fuck you energy I put into the single line got me and my CEO dying laughing after a shitty sales cycle.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
It totally baffles me when clients are one-sided about reputation. Sales people talk bruh. 🤦‍♀️
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
For real. I will never let you buy technology wherever I end up working in the future, homie.
GDO
Politicker
2
BDM
Damn, that’s the perfect answer. If you don’t mind, I see myself using that. 

In our industry (M&A) everybody that s not happy talks about reputational damage 😅
22
Members only

Received an auto response from a prospect... I'm not even mad, I'm impressed

Discussion
30
14

When you’re writing a reply email to your initial one sent - what’s your approach?

Question
20
25
Members only

Worst Cold Email you've gotten....or sent?

Discussion
32