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What’s the funniest email response you’ve sent to a prospect who shit on you?

I want to laugh.

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Rallier
Politicker
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Account Executive
“I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you”
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Context: We shut off a prospect's trial after they refused to sign the contract and asked for an additional 2 weeks. This was all after a call where we all mutually agreed we fit their needs and they were ready to move forward.

Them: "This is how you earn a reputation in the industry. I won't forget this."

Me: "The door swings both ways, [name redacted]. Good luck."

Sure, it's not slapstick, but the amount of fuck you energy I put into the single line got me and my CEO dying laughing after a shitty sales cycle.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Needer of Life Alert
It totally baffles me when clients are one-sided about reputation. Sales people talk bruh. 🤦‍♀️
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
For real. I will never let you buy technology wherever I end up working in the future, homie.
WCK
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Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
I love this so much
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
Damn, that’s the perfect answer. If you don’t mind, I see myself using that. 

In our industry (M&A) everybody that s not happy talks about reputational damage 😅
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