In a meeting with the CEO and head of eComm finalising contracts after a lengthy enough sales cycle. The eComm guy was a complete sleazebag but the CEO seemed pretty chill. As we were wrapping up the CEO turns to me,
CEO: "Pity you're not an ugly woman"
CEO: "Yeh. If you were an ugly woman Geoff here (ecomm guy) would've tried to fuck you and we would've had this sales cycle and contract wrapped up months ago!"
For context, I am a guy...
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