What's your favorite desk accessory (and what's the story behind it?

Or if you're a sociopath and have nothing frivolous on your desk, no judgment here.

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paddy
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Director of Business Development
My visine eyedrops, so my manager doesn't know when I'm hungover.
BigCheese
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Agency Recruiter
A true vet move. Respect, my fellow life liver.
Beans
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Enterprise Account Executive
Absolute lifesaver. 
CuriousFox
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Underrated answer.
poweredbycaffeine
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When I used to have a desk, in a place where more than just my wife and dog walked by, I had a trick box that I'd invite people to try and open. I picked it up in Morocco and it's essentially a small cigar box that has a trick panel that acts as a lock. If they could get it open, they got the nip I would store in there as a prize.
BigCheese
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I keep my 3 elementary school spelling bee trophies on my desk so my coworkers know what type of savage they've got out here.
handysales
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Enterprise Sales Lead
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DO. 
BigCheese
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I peaked at 9, gotta hold on to the glory.
JuicyKlay
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A Himalayan salt lamp!
softwaresails
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Sales Manager
I must be a sociopath because I do not have any desk “accessories”. 

I can’t stand when people have overcrowded and messy desks haha. 
handysales
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Enterprise Sales Lead
Hahaha alright fair enough. Probably should have said "/decoration/tchotchke" or whatever. 

Not even one thing outside of your work stuff??
softwaresails
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Sales Manager
I’m really trying to think if I even have one thing and all I can think of is my 40 oz Stanley mug haha. 
handysales
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Enterprise Sales Lead
Hey Stanley brand anything definitely counts. Legit company. 
Finesy
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Account Representative III
I have a picture of a corporate bro meme. Lots of comments. 
handysales
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Enterprise Sales Lead
Big mood. 
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
AE of the quarter trophy. Pretty self explanatory 
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