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What’s your opinion on this?
Is stuff like this at all helpful?
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"Helping bridge the gap between process and progress" makes me want to punch somebody in the face.
~~*** Builder and Strategic Advisor ***!~~
/shudders
/shudders
Why do so many sales people go with these weird labels like
"Growth"
"Builder"
"Strategic Advisor"
"Account Manager"
?
I say I'm a QUOTA BEARING SALES REP and I OWN IT!!
"Growth"
"Builder"
"Strategic Advisor"
"Account Manager"
?
I say I'm a QUOTA BEARING SALES REP and I OWN IT!!
To make themselves feel special
This pumpkin head said nothing other than give me props and help my numbers go up.
Also spelling errors on LinkedIn are unacceptable when you're begging for praise.
Asshat.
Also spelling errors on LinkedIn are unacceptable when you're begging for praise.
Asshat.
Calling him a pumpkin head is flattering...pumpkins aren't totally empty inside.
I prefer the Urban Dictionary definition:
Pumpkin Head
A metaphoric term to describe a person who has a high opinion of themselves and presents themselves as "All-Knowing" or SDS (Shit Don't Stink). The term has been derived from the idea that the person being called a pumpkin head has so much Ego that their head is swollen up like a pumpkin. One or more people at a job setting could possibly possess such traits to warrant being called a Pumpkin Head.Jim "Hey John, did you meet the new guy"
John "No, but I heard he's a real Pumpkin head"
Jim "you got that right, suffers from SDS big time"
Pumpkin Head
A metaphoric term to describe a person who has a high opinion of themselves and presents themselves as "All-Knowing" or SDS (Shit Don't Stink). The term has been derived from the idea that the person being called a pumpkin head has so much Ego that their head is swollen up like a pumpkin. One or more people at a job setting could possibly possess such traits to warrant being called a Pumpkin Head.Jim "Hey John, did you meet the new guy"
John "No, but I heard he's a real Pumpkin head"
Jim "you got that right, suffers from SDS big time"
Fair. Is dink/dinkus a Canadian only word? It's a truly fantastic word to describe anyone that's pompous and irritating.
nvm I found it on Urban Dictionary...apparently they use it in New England too?
dink a New England term referring to someone being an ass-hole or an idiot.Guy 1, "What is photosynthesis?"
Guy 2, "Don't be such a dink, its how plants make energy"
nvm I found it on Urban Dictionary...apparently they use it in New England too?
dink a New England term referring to someone being an ass-hole or an idiot.Guy 1, "What is photosynthesis?"
Guy 2, "Don't be such a dink, its how plants make energy"
What a fucking loser.
Is the blacked out name in the comments Dan Price? lol the guy gives back 70k anytime you mention his name on LI.
Thank GOD it’s not just me!! That self righteous Jesus looking wife beating POS needs to get sued into oblivion never to be seen/heard from again!
Other than that I find his posts very insightful…
I would love to be on the Gravity Payments Blind..or get some people from there on Bravado on here to dish. I get the feeling he hired a really good PR person because the lawsuits were withdrawn and talks never aired.
It really is amazing... when your Brother and your ex-Wife (arguably the 2 people who know you best) both think you're a scumbag, there's more to the story! I don't care how much tax deductible good deeds he does with his company's money! 🤣
This is painful + cringy + some sort of Herbalife weird s**t advertisement.
Indeed it is
Arbonne > Herbalife
Amway?
Lord help the person that voted they want to see this shit on WR - whyyyyy???
Translation: "Please like, comment, and share my posts because I want to be an influencer and need more connections."
the truest comment right here. dude is so thirsty
my favorite part is the 1 like he got on the post
Don't forget to comment and share and connect and circlejerk and post what your 3 year old kid said last night which applies to your business explicitly.
Remember if you don't assblast content every hour you're failing to do your civic duty to the internet! /s
Remember if you don't assblast content every hour you're failing to do your civic duty to the internet! /s
LOL and subscribe to my podcast
My fetus in the womb had an interesting perspective on how to treat employees...
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Fuck off.
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Fuck off.
Totally
Nopeland
It's all. the. time. https://i.imgur.com/TRbDPNk.png
I like how everyone seems to know the "secret" to being successful in a sales career.
You know, because every industry is exactly the same.
You know, because every industry is exactly the same.
If you're gonna pat yourself on the back, at least put something useful in the post.
Reasons why LinkedIn sucks.
it's becoming really annoying; like tik tok
when was tiktok not annoying
second
Context is key.
I see that as "people will always remember how you treat them".
If your default thinking is "How can I add value to (enter any aspect of life)" then you will always come out ahead.
I see that as "people will always remember how you treat them".
If your default thinking is "How can I add value to (enter any aspect of life)" then you will always come out ahead.
All he seems to be doing is....productive procrastination. Just saying.
Advice is BS though.
Advice is BS though.
It’s almost every day.
This is why I hate LinkedIn..
I have no interest in reading anything further from the OP. None.
Learned that sharing is caring in kindergarten. We don't need to post about it on LinkedIn.
Complete trash, this is perfect on LinkedIn. Keep it away from the WR please 😵
This added no value to my life
Fluff
I’m just here for the savage commentary! 8)
No but really I would never have given that message a second glance in my inbox.
There is something about knowing people read what your write and that it impacts them. But this comes across as looking for attention and almost cringeworthy.
Lost me at the pumpkin!
A wise man once told me "You don't make quota based on the number of LinkedIn posts you make"
I'm not sure what this even means. Feels kinda pyramid schemy.
If this doesnt make sense to you then you haven't gotten to the top of the game, keep going
So this is a marketing forum now? Barf.
A little strange to tote the idea of giving back, and then provide a post that has almost no value… I'm a little worried if that took them 20 minutes to actually write.
Knowing personally how much of a goober he is, probably somewhere around 30-40 minutes.
I couldn't even get through reading this post. The first two lines brought no value to me whatsoever. And Lord help everyone that comments "That's it" or "That's the post"... If that needs to be said, you need to considering returning back to Delta Sigma Chi or whatever and drink a Natty Light to have a personality.
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