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What superpower would you like to have? (Applied to sales)

What superpower would you like to have?
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Skerp22
Opinionated
+3
Media Consultant
Mine would be to control time
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
Good answer... I never thought of this one but that would be so cool.Β 
Skerp22
Opinionated
+3
Media Consultant
I always thought that if you could control time, you really could do anything
LordOfWar
Politicker
+8
Director
Yeah, time control beats all IMO. Go back to when your enemy was conceived and ruin the mood, stop yourself from dying, reverse past mistakes, pick lotto winners...live forever.
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
Mind control so I could have every single cold call turn into a closed won
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
Telepathy would make every conversation so extremely easy.Β 
slaydie
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Agree! You would know exactly what they are looking for and how to tailor the demo. It seems perfect. Can we make this happen? haha
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
Teleportation so I can travel wherever I want and never get stuck in traffic.Β 
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
The ability to never be hungover
Al_the_Shark
Fire Starter
+2
Account Executive
Is there a superpower that makes you receive good qualified lead? Asking for a friendΒ πŸ‘€
Smithy
Politicker
+4
Director of Sales
Telepathy from these on the sales side.Β 
beachNsales
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
100%
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
Although I would love telepathy, I really don’t need to know what my wife actually thinks about me and I’d screw with so many people by teleportingΒ 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
I'm scared of teleportation. Feel like I would teleport to throw hands πŸ˜†
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
LOL. I would teleport to give someone a swift kick in the ass, no doubt.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
I knew you or @IncognitoΒ would respond πŸ˜†
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TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
+6
Small Market AE
Flight. It has to be flight
Ho
Hoss
Contributor
+1
Partner Sales Manager
"VPN to their brain" Lol, solid choice of words.Β 
Patbate
Politicker
+6
Senior Product Advisor
I’ve always said I want to not need any sleep or minimal sleep (2 hours) and always be on. 1. You’re always productive 2. You literally LIVE more life!
Sgt_Trollingham
Valued Contributor
+5
Business Development Director
Interesting... in this scenario you just always feel well rested? I love sleep, but never get enough of it!
Patbate
Politicker
+6
Senior Product Advisor
Yup, I would like to always feel rested without ever needing sleep (or much of it). I say this and I love sleep as well but I’d give it up to be more productive and get the most living hours out of life!
Nairobi
Politicker
+7
BDR
Please explain how you would not want Telepathy??
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
I wouldn't want to know what everyone thought of me...some things are better left unknown lol.
Nairobi
Politicker
+7
BDR
Fair point lol but I’m too curious, I want to know.
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
+9
Account Manager
I need the telepathy because I don’t understand body language that well
Lu
Lucy710
Politicker
+3
Account Manager, Corporate & Strategic Accounts
Telekinesis, for sure!
Grant_Horun
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Ability to close every person I talk to.Β 
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