What superpower would you like to have? (Applied to sales)

What superpower would you like to have?

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😂 Sales Humor
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Skerp22
Catalyst
5
Account Executive, Expansion
Mine would be to control time
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
Good answer... I never thought of this one but that would be so cool. 
Skerp22
Catalyst
1
Account Executive, Expansion
I always thought that if you could control time, you really could do anything
LordOfWar
Tycoon
2
Blow it up
Yeah, time control beats all IMO. Go back to when your enemy was conceived and ruin the mood, stop yourself from dying, reverse past mistakes, pick lotto winners...live forever.
Chep
WR Officer
5
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Mind control so I could have every single cold call turn into a closed won
GDO
Politicker
4
BDM
Telepathy would make every conversation so extremely easy. 
slaydie
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Agree! You would know exactly what they are looking for and how to tailor the demo. It seems perfect. Can we make this happen? haha
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
Teleportation so I can travel wherever I want and never get stuck in traffic. 
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
The ability to never be hungover
Al_the_Shark
Fire Starter
3
Account Executive
Is there a superpower that makes you receive good qualified lead? Asking for a friend 👀
Smithy
Politicker
2
Director of Sales
Telepathy from these on the sales side. 
beachNsales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
100%
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Although I would love telepathy, I really don’t need to know what my wife actually thinks about me and I’d screw with so many people by teleporting 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
I'm scared of teleportation. Feel like I would teleport to throw hands 😆
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
LOL. I would teleport to give someone a swift kick in the ass, no doubt.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I knew you or @Incognito would respond 😆
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
You know me well.
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
2
Small Market AE
Flight. It has to be flight
Hoss
Executive
2
Partner Sales Manager
"VPN to their brain" Lol, solid choice of words. 
Patbate
Politicker
2
Product Advisor
I’ve always said I want to not need any sleep or minimal sleep (2 hours) and always be on. 1. You’re always productive 2. You literally LIVE more life!
Sgt_Trollingham
Valued Contributor
1
Business Development Director
Interesting... in this scenario you just always feel well rested? I love sleep, but never get enough of it!
Patbate
Politicker
1
Product Advisor
Yup, I would like to always feel rested without ever needing sleep (or much of it). I say this and I love sleep as well but I’d give it up to be more productive and get the most living hours out of life!
Nairobi
Politicker
1
AE
Please explain how you would not want Telepathy??
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
I wouldn't want to know what everyone thought of me...some things are better left unknown lol.
Nairobi
Politicker
1
AE
Fair point lol but I’m too curious, I want to know.
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
1
Account Manager
I need the telepathy because I don’t understand body language that well
Lucy710
Politicker
1
Channel Account Manager
Telekinesis, for sure!
Grant_Horun
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Ability to close every person I talk to. 
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Shapeshifting (Now i am Marketing starbucks oatmeal guy, now i am a Sales Savage)
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
1
ISR
Invisibility (Perfect excuse when prospects ghost us)
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Mine would be to control time
14

Other than a sales related role... what would you like to be doing instead?

Discussion
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8

Do we think sales GURUs are full of shit or just like mostly full of shit?

Question
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Are sales gurus
37% Full of shit or
55% Mostly full of shit
8% I’m a sales guru and I’m full of shit
65 people voted
9

What was Software Sales like when you started?

Question
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