Whats the crazy thing that happened to you this weekend?

Man I had an interview this week and I was slogging my ass to prepare for it over the weekend only to get an email right now that they are no longer looking to fill this position ๐Ÿ˜‚. Super weird, right?


What about you? Anything you planned and it didn't go that way.


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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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โ˜•๏ธ
Went to a wedding. A couple at our table was going back and forth, seemed like good-natured banter so I didn't think anything of it. Later on in the evening, I wondered why I hadn't seen the boyfriend in a bit--turned out they broke up mid-wedding in a city neither of them knew and had to fly home together the next day!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
8
๐ŸฆŠ
Holy cow.ย 

I had my head in a smoker and watched football so I had a pretty ๐Ÿ”ฅ weekend.ย 
Incognito
WR Officer
5
Master of Disaster
You win for sure!
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
I think this'll probably take the cake.

Brutal
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
Hilarious that isย 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
My 10 week old daughter laughed for the first time. It was great.
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
Wow that's touching!
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
1
sales
it was great
paddy
WR Officer
10
Director of Business Development
I got hammered with my friend who's a cop and he gave me a sobriety test for fun. I failed. Then we wrestled. I also failed at that one.
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
That sounds hot as hell. Can haz next invite plz kthx
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
I saw Guns N' Rosesย 
sellingsellssold
Politicker
3
SDR
Spilled my drink all over myself at dinner with my girlfriends parents, super embarrassing.ย 
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Got more done on this than I thought I would. Only 567773 more hours to go!
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
This reminds me of Robot Unicorn Attack. What a great game that was.
Incognito
WR Officer
0
Master of Disaster
Itโ€™s a hippocampus ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
Both kids got head colds so managed that excitement.ย 
goose
Politicker
2
Sales Executive
36 holes, plenty of cold ones, ND over FSU... ย pretty pretty good
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
Larry David in the house โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘€
friendlyginge
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Nothing too crazy, watched The Godfather for the first time
Mothy
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Lady wearing an ankle monitor threw rocks at my friend while we were trying to fly fish and told him to go away (public river). Then she said โ€œIโ€™m not supposed to get this thing wetโ€ and immediately got it wet by kicking water around in an attempt to scare away trout.
happyhunter
Politicker
1
spittin' sunshine
I didn't black out. I was in bed before midnight every night. I didn't spend hundreds of dollars on ubers and booze and poor decisions. Given my shit show behavior of the last decade, this is crazy...and a big win for me! haha
HoosierDaddy
Valued Contributor
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SDR
Blacked out for the first time in forever because Iโ€™m not used to being back on adderall and the super drinking powers it gives you the night of. Hit college drinking levels the night of but 30 yr old hangover the day after
someoneinsales
Tycoon
0
Director of Sales
Sent an offer to our #1 choice for an AE role. Dude came back saying sweet offer but this other company went $500k with OTE + other incentives.ย 

Are reps really getting $350 OTE + Huge ramps and killer RSU's like this?ย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Um, what was the name of that company?
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
0
Burn Towns, Get Money
Maybe in CA. But they would have to likely be a serious expert in the solution that is deciding to work in sales for the $$$.

350K OTE is far more reasonable and common in certain industries at the Enterprise level, in several geographies. 500K OTE and greater is a very rare bird indeed, but is definitely out there in isolated cases on the coasts.

Also, as a rep, either you've got balls of steel or have no idea the level of anxiety those high expectations are going to release upon you, biting off a 500K OTE.
DealDonkey
Acclaimed Answer
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Director of Business
Where? To answer your question,ย  I don't know if reps get that. Sounds high. My question as a candidate would be how many reps hit OTE. They could call it a million if they want but doesn't matter if no one hits it.ย 

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