When you try to sell yourself but…






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braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Report him for spam so he learns not to be such an insufferable douchebag.
sketchysales
Politicker
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Sales Manager
This guy 100% drives a clapped out prius, but is "definitely buying a tesla next month"
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
I just wanna know why anyone is 200 yards away from someone else in a dark room
Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
I want to block him twice
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Oof
Rallier
Politicker
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SDR Manager and Consultant
I get what he’s trying to do… but just absolutely no.
jefe
Arsonist
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🍁
The cringe is real here.
TennisandSales
Politicker
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Head Of Sales
Linked IN also TELLS YOU how they found your profile 😂
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Some people just are not funny.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Report for harrassment and terrorism. 
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Why are humans so strange
CavsIn7
Fire Starter
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Senior Account Executive
I dry heaved after reading that. Another LinkedIn iNfLuEnCeR & SaLeS cOaCh
Kmoney
Valued Contributor
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Account Exec
Okay honestly though it was sorta funny….
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
In all honesty.. I think he actually has Ed Zachary's disease... it's where his face looks ed zachary like his ass. 
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy🪕
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DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
That's gonna be a "yikes" from me dawg
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
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Professional Day Ruiner
might be the biggest failed attempt at being funny I'll see all week 
UserNotFound
Politicker
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Account Executive
Ummm… gross.
sjc123
Fire Starter
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Account Manager
Hahaha so cringy
AnchorPoint
Politicker
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Business Coach
Can you imagine him on a dating app??? LOLOL
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
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Account Executive
hahahahahaha ok what in the actua
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
If I was a dictator, he'd go straight to jail. 
andrea
Valued Contributor
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Global Head of Partnerships
Please become a dictator.
Baldy
Fire Starter
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Enterprise Sales Director
I’m honestly impressed how off putting this is. The guts and lack of awareness it takes to click send on that is… wow.
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I think its clever, or at least original.
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
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Account Executive - Mid enterprise
I rolled my eyes so bad that they are now seeing my butt. 
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
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Sales Rep
but did you accept?!
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