Where are you?

Dear person I moved my entire day around for,

Where have you gone?

We had a call scheduled today...where have you gone?

I moved my entire day around for you...where have you gone?

Is this some sort of sick con....where have you gone?

Have you found yourself in a place you dont belong...where have you gone?

I sit here...at my desk...like a fool...where have you gone?

I hope you know that you are a tool...where have you gone?

Dear assface...who hath ruined my day...where have you gone?


-TheOverTaker




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funcoupons
WR Officer
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I thought this was going to be Blink 182 lyrics.

WHERE R U
AND I'M SO SORRY
I CANNOT DREAM I CANNOT SLEEP TONITEย 
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
something something spiders eating my insides...

I like the caps, b/c you have to scream it. Great song.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
One cannot simply listen to that song in a calm manner.

WE CAN BE LIKE JACK AND SALLY IF WE WANT
Sellerguy
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Sellerguy
*TONOIIT
funcoupons
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๐Ÿ‘‘
thank u
TheOverTaker
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Senior Account Executive
but surprises let me know she cares

DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
Itโ€™s what my millennial brain wants to complete the sentence
fuzzy
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Miss u miss u
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Where am I?

In a glass case of emotion!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Awesome that this wasn't a "hey guys, curious about where everybody is" post.ย ย 

And very, very relatable.

This only happens to me when a global company has requested to meet at dawn's early light for me on a Monday, and the cancellation comes after I've gotten up hours earlier than usual and always after the first cup of coffee, so I'm doomed to be up the rest of the day.
Diablo
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Sr. AE
I was literally singing this one with a different lyrics two days back when 4 Dear Asses didn't show up to me.
Whupswhups
Politicker
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Business Development Representative
Tempted to use this as a follow up emailย 
TheOverTaker
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Senior Account Executive
Just make sure I'm properly attributed please
SaaSyBee
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Please record this sick track
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