WHERE is the craziest place you ever closed a deal?

For me, it has to be getting a signed letter while in the lavatory flying to Italy. Got a few stares when I let out a "YES!" from there.

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Rachet
Politicker
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Account executive
On my Honeymoon. Had one of the bigger deals in my pipe want to close. I was in the everglades in FL, made my wife drive while I was using my phone to get the contract out
CaneWolf
Politicker
5
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
This is maybe the most sales thing I've ever heard.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Gator'dun
YoureMuted
Executive
0
Regional Sales Director
Perfect
OgMandino
Member
6
Strategic Account Executive
Behind a dumpster next to cesars in Vegas. Room wasn’t ready, was the only quiet place close enough to still get wifi. 
YoureMuted
Executive
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Regional Sales Director
Thought this was going in a different direction until I finally got to “wifi.”
OgMandino
Member
0
Strategic Account Executive
Haha - that’s a story for another time
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Driving from NY to Florida in a hatchback with four cats. Did the whole negotiations, drafted and signed sales contracts, wire transfers, everything from my cell phone. No, I did not stop driving once. 
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I fucking love this
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
@fuzzy  the level of meowing was epic. 
FullyDiluted
Opinionated
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Account Director
while on a chair lift at Northstar
InspirationalShining
WR Officer
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Business Development
That's classic!
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
2
Solution Consultant
Stockholm central train station hot spotting off my phone!
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
1
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
That's wild. Thank God you didn't have to be on the phone. 
salesnerd
WR Officer
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Head of Growth
I had to pull over while driving across the country and find a McDonalds with wifi so I could send a contract.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I've straight up sat in a gas station parking lot for the same reason.
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
pfffft amateurs!!!! haha
YoureMuted
Executive
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Regional Sales Director
McDonald’s, church parking lots, public libraries... I’ve used wifi in all kinds of places without leaving my car. 
tonysoprano
Big Shot
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Sr. AE
3 drinks in while on a PTO Friday 
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
sounds like every week 
deviantzen
WR Lieutenant
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Consultant
Bonus points if your equally inebriated manager is with you
redfed92
Praised Answer
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Senior AE
on top of a bin outside the Exmouth Arms pub in London. Surprisingly good wifi
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Gin really clears the air for wifi signals
VincentAdultman
Opinionated
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Enterprise Account Executive
great boozer
InspirationalShining
WR Officer
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Business Development
The craziest place I've ever had a contract signed was on the hood of my car. 
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
for buying a car? lol
InspirationalShining
WR Officer
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Business Development
No silly, for selling my product! I went to their office. He came out and signed the contract in the parking lot on the hood of my car. ;)
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Did you hold up a boombox and play sweet jamz 
YoureMuted
Executive
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Regional Sales Director
My boat, my lake, talking on the phone while bass fishing. Not that crazy, but it’s happened multiple times.
YoungMoney
Good Citizen
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Director of Sales
In the back of church at my sister's wedding!
Adslanger1
Opinionated
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Senior Account Executive
I don’t have an exciting contribution to this thread and out of respect to you pros I won’t make anything up but I love the topic and the replies 
LordOfWar
Tycoon
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Blow it up
From a rappel tower in Saudi Arabia while shooting flaming oil barrels with .50 cal sniper rifles and thermal scopes with their version of Navy SEALs.
ketauuu
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Account Executive
In the labour room 12hrs before my son was born. Had to finalize contracts, send them out and chase signatories by sms to finally get the deal signed. 
SabertoothSales
Valued Contributor
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Southeast Regional Manager
You gotta get all the stressful things cleared off your plate before you can move on the the reason you are there!
harebrained
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Stoned at a Red Rocks concert on the last day of the quarter... This week 😂
o.g.meister
Member
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Mid-Market Account Executive
The first deal  I closed at my current position  was in the parking lot of a Bar/Restaurant in the car with my Sales Engineer. As we were pretty smashed (like 5 pitchers in) Customer returned our call, we took it and closed it on the spot. 😅 He said he liked our down to earth super friendly approach… And they tell you don’t drink and s3ll! LOL 😂 
payton_pritchard
Executive
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RSM
Hiking in Yosemite, barely had service but got some for quick second while standing on top of a rock to call the customer and get a docusign over
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