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Which animal do you identify with? (Applied to sales)
Which animal do you identify with? (Applied to sales)
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Reptile. I can regrow my limbs after sawing them off from the daily frustration of sales
hahaha this is all of usย
This is so true. But an Octopus can also regrow it's limbs.ย
Fox ๐ฆ
Quick movement and careful thought in tricky situations.ย
Quick movement and careful thought in tricky situations.ย
I was looking for fox!
Frog. I tend to leap over the gatekeepers right to the prospects
Jellyfish, I wander the ocean(accounts) just float around every once in a while I get noticed for a brief few moments.
Sounds like you should be in accounting
"Corporate Accounts Payable please hold"
Hahahahaaha sounds like working in the middle east market
Honey badger, because I truly don't give a fuck
Lion mentality. Kitty in realityย
Dog - Throw me a bone and i'll take it, Bury a bone and I'll find it, Bones are bones baby, show me the opps!ย
Ideally Iโd like to be a golden retriever
Honey Badger. I will win, even if you try to kill me first.
I'm a snek. A sneaky snek.ย
Most prospects don't know I'm selling them on an idea until they've already been sold on it.
Most prospects don't know I'm selling them on an idea until they've already been sold on it.
Bear... sleep 40% of the year but then come out from my slumber and tear that shit up. Also known as leaving to the last minute to him my targets...
ooooh yes, this is it.
Barnacle. The barnacle can grow its peni$ up to 8x (longest member/body size ratio in the animal kingdom mind you) its body length! This is an evolutionary response that allows them to cast a wider net so to speak and improve it's chances at mating. plus they regrow the appendage each year just before each brief mating season.ย
Salespeople are barnacles. why? 1. Confidence-the barnacle is certianly confident, so are we. 2. we respond to the environment and cater solutions to our prospects-we regrow/retool our approach, cast a wide net to improve our chancesย 3. barnacles are forced to sit on a rock all day so opportunities are scarce, so they don't settle for opportunities to come (sorry) to them, they go seek out the best opportunities.
Go be a barnacle today!
Salespeople are barnacles. why? 1. Confidence-the barnacle is certianly confident, so are we. 2. we respond to the environment and cater solutions to our prospects-we regrow/retool our approach, cast a wide net to improve our chancesย 3. barnacles are forced to sit on a rock all day so opportunities are scarce, so they don't settle for opportunities to come (sorry) to them, they go seek out the best opportunities.
Go be a barnacle today!
I'm like a stork - I bring gifts to my teammatesย
lol to the kitty analogyย
Shark. If I smell blood in the water (interest/budget) I go into a frenzy lol
Octopus, multi tasking and can't say no to workย
Chameleon - able to blend in, be who I need to be in the moment and be able to relate (both internally and externally)
Silverback ๐ฆ
HONEY BADGER!!! - Not giving a f*ck (being willing to walk away) actually attracts customers.
I am 5 platypi in a trench coat
I am a squirrel, at least I was in my past life.ย Which is crazy because people who know me don't seem so surprised when I tell them that... they're typical response is "well, you are kinda squirrelly"ย
Octopus. I can blend in and all I need is a little hole to get in...ok that sounded dirtier than I expected.
Apache Helicopter
Elephant, I have a long memory and come with innate patience and love until you do something stupid crazy and then a Godzilla takes over.ย
Wolf - Lone on this ride
Spider: You rely completly on your network, let them come to me.
Octopus: AE, BDM, PM, SDR...you name it, im on it.
Hasbulla Magomedov, aka โMini Khabibโ - Heโs not an animal, but most tik tok โcelebsโ are.
Frog. I tend to leap over the gatekeepers right to the prospects
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