Who decided that 1:1s only consist of my reading out loud the notes that I have for each opp on Salesforce?

Is there a blueprint somewhere saying that you have to do this as a manager? I don't get anything out of my 1:1s by going over pipe. 

"yeah so how's this one doing?"

"where you at on this one?" 

"anything on the calendar for that one?" 

wtf is this. everything I am telling you, is there on sfdc. the $ amount, next steps, probability, close date, etc. why on Earth would I repeat everything that you can see?

for any real managers out there: 

what do your 1:1s look like? 

I'm getting nothing out of my 1:1s and there's no way my manager does either by confirming the information on sfdc.