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Who here has jerked off at work (and where)?

The people hath spoken and shall receive.

Anyone rubbed one out in the office?
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funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
I can't think of a place that turns me on less than work....except maybe the dentist's office so no.ย 
BigCheese
Arsonist
+8
Agency Recruiter
Funeral parlor.
BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
Taco Bell bathroom?
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Gethy
Good Citizen
Enterprise Account Executive
Does my car in the parking garage count?ย 
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
That should be an option on here my bad
CCP
Opinionated
+5
VP, Business Development
Only if you don't have tinted windows and do it during regular business hours.ย 
BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
LOL. I was wondering what it would be. Not disappointed.
BigCheese
Arsonist
+8
Agency Recruiter
DAWG!!!!! I am trying to stifle my laughter in the office rn. When @paddysaid absurd I didn't realize they meant like this.
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
What did you expect lol
cw95
Politicker
+6
Pricing Executive
Does WFH can't? If so, make sure you've left the zoom call people.ย 
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
WFH people are a different beast. Theyโ€™re wanking it like 5 times a day
cw95
Politicker
+6
Pricing Executive
Work think it's a lunch hour.ย 
TheRealTommyCallahan
Arsonist
+6
Assistant to the Account Executive
I was wondering the same thing hahaha
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
+7
Account Manager
I'll take "How to lose commission in the war room for 2000"
alyshahzi
Celebrated Contributor
+7
Sales Development Representative
Waiting for top answers here ๐Ÿ˜…
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
This is where the WR's true colors show
slaydie
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
lol....same
PayMeInSteak
Valued Contributor
+5
AE
sometimes you gotta hit that reset and get back to equilibrium - cant risk implosion
takapuna
Opinionated
+2
Account Executive
I saw the title and knew @paddyย  was involved. I enjoy your work.
Justatitle
Politicker
+7
Senior AE
Never have but was friends with a guy who used to regularly go to the stairwell with a chick from another sales teamย 
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
And they jerked off together there....?
Justatitle
Politicker
+7
Senior AE
Potentially never really dove into the details.ย 
WCK
Politicker
+8
Padre de Tequila
Paddy I love you for this lmao
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
<3
TheBloodyNine
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
I donยดt know anything better to fight back "sales stress", and at least, when you had a terrible day, you managed to "close" a deal.
BulimicKitten
Senior District Manager
Bathroom rub down followed by nap in the car during lunch. Best way to get through the day
Artemis
Politicker
+7
Business Development Representative
Cat people...
poweredbycaffeine
Politicker
+7
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Banner post here.
JuicyKlay
Politicker
+9
AM
Never even thought about it before but now Iโ€™ve got some ideas. Iโ€™m sure some people do this whether they admit it or notย 
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
I know for a fact there's at least 3 people on here that are obfuscating their adventures behind the printer.
sneakysnek
Politicker
+8
SDR
Oh, how I miss the WFH days.
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