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paddy
Who here has jerked off at work (and where)?
Anyone rubbed one out in the office?
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I can't think of a place that turns me on less than work....except maybe the dentist's office so no.ย
Funeral parlor.
Taco Bell bathroom?
Ooof. You got me.
Death is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Rest stop on the highway?
That got dark real quick. haha
Does my car in the parking garage count?ย
That should be an option on here my bad
Only if you don't have tinted windows and do it during regular business hours.ย
LOL. I was wondering what it would be. Not disappointed.
DAWG!!!!! I am trying to stifle my laughter in the office rn. When @paddysaid absurd I didn't realize they meant like this.
What did you expect lol
Does WFH can't? If so, make sure you've left the zoom call people.ย
WFH people are a different beast. Theyโre wanking it like 5 times a day
Work think it's a lunch hour.ย
I was wondering the same thing hahaha
I'll take "How to lose commission in the war room for 2000"
Waiting for top answers here ๐
This is where the WR's true colors show
lol....same
sometimes you gotta hit that reset and get back to equilibrium - cant risk implosion
I saw the title and knew @paddyย was involved. I enjoy your work.
Never have but was friends with a guy who used to regularly go to the stairwell with a chick from another sales teamย
And they jerked off together there....?
Potentially never really dove into the details.ย
Banner post here.
I donยดt know anything better to fight back "sales stress", and at least, when you had a terrible day, you managed to "close" a deal.
Bathroom rub down followed by nap in the car during lunch. Best way to get through the day
Cat people...
Never even thought about it before but now Iโve got some ideas. Iโm sure some people do this whether they admit it or notย
I know for a fact there's at least 3 people on here that are obfuscating their adventures behind the printer.
Oh, how I miss the WFH days.
This is an old post, but funny as hell.
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