Dman1b

Azure Specialist

Who takes their phone into the chitter? And if you do, do you wash your phone with your hands?? Asking for a friend.....

The title basically covers it but stems from a conversation regarding the virus and hygiene in general. Salespeople always have the best solutions........we should run the country.

🐱 Off-Topic

😂 Sales Humor

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RealPatrickBateman

Politicker

🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

This post should have been a poll on LinkedIn.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

How's George?

RealPatrickBateman

Politicker

🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

Oh hey Boo, George is CRUSHING it. He's got 3 little goat girlfriends and made $150k selling NFTs last month. He gets that business savy from you ya know.

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

This isn't Twitter.

Dman1b

Catalyst

Azure Specialist

Thank you Capt. Obvious! I put "Off Topic" and "Sales Humor" right up front........perhaps you can earn enough commish to buy yourself a sense of humor?? Thought it was a very valid point as I've seen plenty of guys come out of crapper with phone in hand, set phone down, wash/dry hands......PICK PHONE BACK UP. That's it, I knew I recognized you!!

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

I keep checking the store but they haven't stocked it yet </3

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

Ummmmm. Put your phone back in your pocket before you wipe your ass, you heathen.

Upper_Class_SaaS

Politicker

Account Executive

Why did this get posted?

Dman1b

Catalyst

Azure Specialist

Scamdemic, listed as "Off-Topic" and "Sales Humor"...........apparently you have no sense of humor, nor the disposable income to buy one. Maybe this next Christmas!?!?

Upper_Class_SaaS

Politicker

Account Executive

How is this sales humor? There is no sales-related content nor any humor involved.

Dman1b

Catalyst

Azure Specialist

Obviously, it's not for you. But my rights don't end where your anger begins. So keep scrolling.........

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

sales

me, i do my best work there

Dman1b

Catalyst

Azure Specialist

Much respect.......finally, a real sales pro!

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

sales

'hey im on my headset i need to whisper *rip*'

JustGonnaSendIt

Politicker

Burn Towns, Get Money

I mean, my phone case is allegedly self-sanitizing (OtterBox Defender) so... yeah.

Dman1b

Catalyst

Azure Specialist

Self cleaning? Ok.......I thought I smelled something booty like!

JustGonnaSendIt

Politicker

Burn Towns, Get Money

Lol I was waiting for a comment like this.

I don't usually get my phone out in the chitter. And even if I do, I regularly take it out of the case and clean both case and phone.

My screen gets sweaty from making too many calls way faster than chit particles would build up on it :)

Dman1b

Catalyst

Azure Specialist

Just making the point there's a lot of shit in the hand! Keep shakin'em.......

JuicyKlay

Celebrated Contributor

Yes and yes. What else would you do?

LordBusiness

Politicker

Chief Revenue Officer

Yes and No

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