First night was a success. The flights in were staggered so we just hung out and put a good dent in the supplies for the weekend while the boys trickled in. Made it out to Old Town and hit the bars, but came back a little earlier than normal because we have beer Olympics today.

Team USA is about to smoke the rest of these peasants. Good thing they don’t test for performance enhancing drugs in these Olympics though…

Supposedly we are going to Topgolf AFTER the beer Olympics so if there is a chance I end up in jail today, that’s when it will be.

RealPatrickBateman

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Literally last night was a hard copy and paste 😂 no lies. We’re following Rahm and Thomas. NOT sober 😵🤟🏼

Sunbunny31

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I believe Topgolf is actually on a reservation (Talking Stick). Tribal police are no joke.

UrAssIsSaaS

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SaaS Eater

Confirmed, but at a Topgolf in Scottsdale everything goes

DataSlangah

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SAE

I would agree with that - just take an Uber. SPD and PPD are relentless with DUIs.

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

It's on the rez. ;)

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Waiting for the call to come bail@CoorsKing and @RealPatrickBatemanout of a jail cell.

CuriousFox

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🦊

👀🍿

CoorsKing

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Retired King of the Coors Knights

Beer Olympics Update: Game 1 = Beer Baseball
Team USA (me) 11, Team Latvia 1

CuriousFox

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🦊

USA 🇺🇲 USA 🇺🇲 USA

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🇺🇸 God bless the USA 🇺🇸

RealPatrickBateman

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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

I am happy to report that there were no arrests or deaths this weekend within our group of 12 and we all made it out of the desert in one piece (mostly).

That is the benchmark for success moving forward and we will drive growth forward in 2022 to ensure we hit '23 WMO/SuperBowl KPI's, Rev goals and growth targets.

I am going to crawl back into a hole now for the next few days until my soul reattaches to my body...

Bateman, Out.

CaneWolf

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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

I was at 16 on Sunday for the highlights of:
1) the hole-in-one
2) the shirts off duo
3) The JT birdie
16 is fucking insane

RealPatrickBateman

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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

16 is a different world. One of the most electric environments I’ve ever been part of. Truly special 👌