Worst/meanest/funniest thing a prospect has said to you on a cold call?

I'll start I once had a prospect tell me he wouldn't wipe his *** with my solution before I started my pitch. Didn't get the meeting, but I did get a good chuckle๐Ÿคฃ

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CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
I had a prospect tell me that instead of selling a solution to help navigate product regulations, my company should be fighting on behalf of companies like his to abolish the regulations in question.

Uh, yeah, thanks. Weโ€™ll get right on that.
SalesViking
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Partner Dev Consultant
"You're mother should have jumped into a active volcano before you were born"
SalesViking
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I just had oral surgery so I am really high on painkillers.... after a 45 minute pitch
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Prospect: "I'm sure your husband doesn't appreciate your forwardness."

Me:ย  "No but your Mom does."

**I'm not married**
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