Worst Rejection Excuse?

What are some of the most outlandish and ridiculous excuses have you been told by a prospect when you lose a deal?

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mrjve
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Account Executive
"Hey man, we're actually set. Thanks for the effort though" - After a full blown pilot, the team loving it and nobody but the CEO knowing why it didn't close. 
Savagedoge
Tycoon
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Account Executive
I recently lost a deal to a competitor basically because, competitor had raised 4 rounds of funding and us only seed. 
DwightsEgo
Politicker
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BDR Manager
"yeah, Ill take a meeting if you can explain to me how you do this extremely niche and complicated workflow that has nothing to do with our initial disco"
AlexT
Politicker
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Account Executive
"The payment link is really not convenient to use, I have tried 5 times but I lost patience, we will pass this time" - (noises of someone hitting their head on a desk)
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I am friends with your competitor. 
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What was the worst way a prospect told you no?

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What is the worst rejection email you have received?

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