Would it be too much if…

I'm on the cusp of accepting a new position in a new industry that I'm pretty excited about. I'm awaiting to see if they'll bump the salary to what I asked for, but even if they don't I'm still planning to accept because I loathe my current company, role and compensation package. 

In light of that, just how horribly unprofessional would it be to resign via Corporate Bro Cameo? I've been dreaming of this day for months now, and I want it to be memorable for both sides of the table. 

(Quick item of note: Really only looking for opinions that agree with my own on this post, and those who will encourage me to burn this muh-fucka down)