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WR Hookups

I mean, it’s only a matter of time before @paddy and @funcoupons start doing the nasty (after Canada opens its borders to such debauchery of course), and @Justatitle whines about his blue balls every third post.


So once the DM feature rolls out, how long before every savage ghosts tinder and prospects here instead?

I give it…
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poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Imagine: WR Missed Connections

Saw you in the lobby of X company, Tuesday around 3:30 pm. I was shitting a brick knowing that my product wasn't going to help the prospect, but you looked confident AF in that pantsuit. I knew you were a WR Savage because you were scrolling the New section on the app. HMU and let's ring the closing bell together.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
This is gold ⭐
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Ok. I just busted out laughing so loud that people are looking at me funny 😂😂😂😂
WCK
Notorious Answer
+11
Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
Oh my GOD Lmaoooooo
SaaSsy
Politicker
+3
Sales Executive
😂 Missed Connections is the best!
dramaticsigh
Sales Executive
wow.
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
I'm saving myself for marriage







To @paddy 
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Admit it, you just want to marry me for your US citizenship don't you
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
Everything for a green card haha
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BigCheese
Notorious Answer
+14
Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
Ball's in your court @paddy (no pun intended)

Personally, I've always said I'm saving myself for divorce
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
The War Room: Where Love is Found
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
In a completely codependent, dysfunctional way 🖤
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
It would probably be great too, you would have no problem saying what you want and the other person probably feels the same way. It would be awesome. 
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Maybe we should just have a reveal party and post pics of ourselves. That'll quickly weed a lot of options out. For all I know, @funcoupons looks like a polar bear. And for all she knows, I might be a 75 year old man.

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funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
Ugh this thread is going to make it to top threads for Creme consideration and Corp and sahil are just going to be shaking their fucking heads while they read it...
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
And the reason none of us have got shit done this afternoon 😂
OpalTiddyChurger
Arsonist
+9
Funbags Enthusiast
We should do a Hot or Not: WR Edition

Based on everyone's interactions, posts, etc we try to gauge that person. Obviously @Incognito is DQ'd we already know she's hot. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
Honestly I think salespeople are probably some of the more attractive people by profession. Sometimes because we have to be (in person interactions,) and also because we're ultra competitive by nature...Nobody wants to be the most unattractive person in the office. 

Thinking about the people in my office there are only a few people I'd consider below average, but most are at least better than average with a few who'd be considered a 8 or 9/10 by many.

Make the thread tho, would be fun
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Wow totally different up here. Only two others are remotely bangable. One played professional hockey (nope. Not Canadian which is fucked) so he’s still polished but the other is getting that mid 30s chubb a little……

Then there’s me which no one knows what to do with. Kinda sexy. Kinda scary. 100% will devour you either way. 
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paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Make it happen
OpalTiddyChurger
Arsonist
+9
Funbags Enthusiast
How should we structure it? So many different ways to go about it. I'm thinking one thread first to gather names and ideas and then another to put it all together.
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Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Fuck yeah. If not, my doctor better give me a refund.
bassinshaps
Catalyst
+5
Territory Sales Manager
Some creep is probably fully bricked up lurking these comments rn
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
Yeah some creep named @bassinshaps 
bassinshaps
Catalyst
+5
Territory Sales Manager
I should have known someone was going to say this
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BigCheese
Notorious Answer
+14
Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
"Bricked up" lmao my fav phrase
bassinshaps
Catalyst
+5
Territory Sales Manager
I forgot where I first heard it but I decided it was my preferred phrase from that point on.
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Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Aka you? 😂
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Which I’m totally okay with. You sell construction equipment.
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Beefany28
Politicker
+6
Business Development Representative
Haha I say 2 mins for sure!! 
OpalTiddyChurger
Arsonist
+9
Funbags Enthusiast
I like where this is going... spicy 
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
I’m just over here dropping habaneros all over the fukkin place 🔥
The.Machine
Politicker
+6
Sales Development Lead
@paddy Tips drop to be hot like you please! Let's get prepped before those DMs open. 
Ofc I'm gonna be drinkin the Kahlua. 
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
be honest though do you chuckle at my humor?
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Always! Though I do feel a little sad that you’re not getting your needs met. 

At the same time I want to punch you in the face because your wife literally pushed out whole human beings the size of bowling balls through her vagina. 
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
It was actually worse, both were c-sections so, longer recovery and more invasive.
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Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
Also it's not whining it's self-deprecating humor to get some cheap laughs. 
SignThis_SalesGirl
Good Citizen
Director of Business Development
Oh lawd. Did you just pitch a new reality show? 
CaneWolf
Politicker
+12
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Where is two months?!
KingofGIF
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
Make sure to wear WR swag at the following places: Dreamforce, SF, Tulum, 
Lambda
Politicker
+6
Sales Consultant
Gimme that commish baby.... that said i give it two weeks
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
x2 gimme commish
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
Nope nope land
BeUnderstood
Member
+3
Brand Strategist
Blue balls. And I'm out. Wishing you expanded perspectives. i.e. imagine creating a space that doesn't feel gross to people who are not you.
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
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