WR Hookups

I mean, it’s only a matter of time before @paddy and @funcoupons start doing the nasty (after Canada opens its borders to such debauchery of course), and @Justatitle whines about his blue balls every third post.


So once the DM feature rolls out, how long before every savage ghosts tinder and prospects here instead?

I give it…

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😂 Sales Humor
🏹 War Room
🏄 Personal Life
20
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
30
☕️
Imagine: WR Missed Connections

Saw you in the lobby of X company, Tuesday around 3:30 pm. I was shitting a brick knowing that my product wasn't going to help the prospect, but you looked confident AF in that pantsuit. I knew you were a WR Savage because you were scrolling the New section on the app. HMU and let's ring the closing bell together.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
7
🦊
This is gold ⭐
Incognito
WR Officer
5
Master of Disaster
Ok. I just busted out laughing so loud that people are looking at me funny 😂😂😂😂
SaaSsy
Politicker
1
AE
😂 Missed Connections is the best!
dramaticsigh
Member
1
Sales Executive
wow.
funcoupons
WR Officer
12
👑
I'm saving myself for marriage







To @paddy 
paddy
WR Officer
10
Director of Business Development
Admit it, you just want to marry me for your US citizenship don't you
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
Everything for a green card haha
funcoupons
WR Officer
11
👑
Yes, but you just want to marry me for my WR commission and clout so I'd say it's a fair trade.
Incognito
WR Officer
5
Master of Disaster
Fuck both of y’all - I have both a US and Canadian birth certificate!
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
Do you also have hoes in different area codes?
Incognito
WR Officer
7
Master of Disaster
Obviously. And film it. And post it on the WR for commish. 


wasn’t there a thread recently about rubbing one out at work? Trying to be a resource here…….
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
If I ever have a sex tape it's not going to be for internet commission...I'm getting that Kim K money, thx
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
Hell yeah. We’re savages. Imma get mine 🤑
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
You're doing amazing, sweetie!
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
0
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Now, will you put a small plug on the bottom of the video saying "This was filmed with an iPhone 12"?

for additional sponsorships? Just thinking revenue streams here. 
HappyGilmore
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Open bar at the wedding serving only Kahula?
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
0
VP of Sales
I think I'm Natedawg
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
5
Agency Recruiter
Ball's in your court @paddy (no pun intended)

Personally, I've always said I'm saving myself for divorce
paddy
WR Officer
9
Director of Business Development
The War Room: Where Love is Found
Incognito
WR Officer
6
Master of Disaster
In a completely codependent, dysfunctional way 🖤
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
It would probably be great too, you would have no problem saying what you want and the other person probably feels the same way. It would be awesome. 
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
Maybe we should just have a reveal party and post pics of ourselves. That'll quickly weed a lot of options out. For all I know, @funcoupons looks like a polar bear. And for all she knows, I might be a 75 year old man.

funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
Look, I'm open to you being a 75 year old man as long as you have no will or estate plan. 

Here's a photo of me...felt cute, might take it down later idk lol


https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/0/04/Charlotte1.png/revision/latest?cb=20151101193609
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
It would be interesting to see what we all look like, at the same time the anonymity is what makes this space so I wouldn't want it. 
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
See, this is exactly the image that I had in my head when I found out you were Canadian. Not even sorry about it., but dayum... hahaha 
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
Hello. I literally posted a selfie of me with WR swag. 
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Yes you sure did @Incognito although... you did block out a good majority of the identifying features, but the tattoos were epic and the pictures of your cat were pretty shweet too. 
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
Ok. I think I just wet myself now. Thanks. 🤣
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
Ffs - we’re like experts at being creeps for prospecting. If you really wanna know what I look like, I’m sure it’s not hard to find me from what I’ve posted here. 

*see also @funcoupons thread about me not giving a fuck*
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
The ability to stalk... I mean prospect is really a talent and sought out skill in sales. We DO get paid for it. 
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
I'm 26 in real life lol no blue pill needed quite yet! (knock on wood)
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
lol knock on wood...I see what you did there.
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Even with all those drugs and alcohol?
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
searches google for horse sales, jalapeno chips, and cat photos brb.
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Oops. @Justatitle just outed his shit prospecting skills 🤭
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
My god this thread is getting way too horny. Girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
@paddy see man you just get it, if this thread has proven anything it's that sex sells. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
You can tell people have been too busy selling to get laid...all the sexual frustration is coming out to roost here. I'm pure AF and I only want California burritos.
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
@WCK Nail on the head. 
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Well @paddy of course we do. You men are useless to us otherwise. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
Drugs ain't my thing, I'm crazy enough as is without extra substances. Plus, I have champagne taste and want to live in an Ari Gold Italian villa by 40, can't be shoving money up my nose. He can serenade me with Curb quotes instead.
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
@Incognito I am an incredible chef thank you very much!!!
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Agreed with the above points but I don't have champagne taste. Drugs just aren't my thing 
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Come to LA and I’ll make u very happy sweet angel
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
Can we stop at In n Out on the way home from the airport?
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Anything for my queen
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
If he doesn't pay to upgrade to animal style I'm out
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
if by animal style you mean doggy style I'm more than willing to pay for the "upgrade"
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
0
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Rub no tug and a beer? I guess that's two... oh well
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
Yes, thousand island dressing and chopped onions. We're pigs
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
In n Out is vastly overrated. It's not even a question
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Zing
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
both want the same thing it's better when you just admit it. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
👑
Ugh this thread is going to make it to top threads for Creme consideration and Corp and sahil are just going to be shaking their fucking heads while they read it...
Incognito
WR Officer
5
Master of Disaster
And the reason none of us have got shit done this afternoon 😂
BmajoR
Arsonist
6
Account Executive
We should do a Hot or Not: WR Edition

Based on everyone's interactions, posts, etc we try to gauge that person. Obviously @Incognito is DQ'd we already know she's hot. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
Honestly I think salespeople are probably some of the more attractive people by profession. Sometimes because we have to be (in person interactions,) and also because we're ultra competitive by nature...Nobody wants to be the most unattractive person in the office. 

Thinking about the people in my office there are only a few people I'd consider below average, but most are at least better than average with a few who'd be considered a 8 or 9/10 by many.

Make the thread tho, would be fun
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
Wow totally different up here. Only two others are remotely bangable. One played professional hockey (nope. Not Canadian which is fucked) so he’s still polished but the other is getting that mid 30s chubb a little……

Then there’s me which no one knows what to do with. Kinda sexy. Kinda scary. 100% will devour you either way. 
Nairobi
Politicker
3
AE
I support your theory. My friend and I had the same theory with people in business school compared to engineering, etc.
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
The guys I work with aren't really my type but they're objectively attractive and going to be better looking than a random guy off the street. My city is lacking in attractive guys overall tho.
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
Depends what your type is I suppose but there are a ton of people in sales who are athletes or ex athletes so a lot of them are fit, anyone who has to meet clients in person is usually going to dress decently, and anyone who makes good money has the ability to improve their appearance through various means so that gives salespeople the edge. 
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
@funcoupons would you believe me if I told you that I’m engaged to an accountant? 
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
Yes, that makes sense actually. Big personalities can't date people just like them...never works out.
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
To be fair, he’s an ex semi famous Hardcore musician who happens to find challenging construction accounting to be rewarding because very few do it well. He’s gonna make partner at his firm by 37. So, he definitely has a personality that is every bit as big as mine. Just in a slightly more organized way 😅

yes, I’m a cougar and I’m not sorry.

And I have no fear of death, whereas he calculates risks to an exact figure. I call it being a little bitch but 🤷‍♀️ 
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
Sounds like a perfect fit honestly. I didn't picture you with the dull buttoned up kind of accountant. They'd be your client if you were a dominatrix but not marriage material.
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
True story actually: we met on a dating app. He messaged me with “my cat is cuter than your cat”
Obviously I replied, “not possible. Wanna fight?”
he said yes
i said yes
we actually met and I tossed his 6’2” ass to the ground. I’m 5’3”. 

we also realized that we’re not the typical corporate types, tatted up and have an absurd obsession with cats. It works 🤷‍♀️
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
LOL that's a great meeting story. 
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Make it happen
BmajoR
Arsonist
4
Account Executive
How should we structure it? So many different ways to go about it. I'm thinking one thread first to gather names and ideas and then another to put it all together.
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
I like it. I'll let you spearhead this one
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Fuck yeah. If not, my doctor better give me a refund.
bassinshaps
Politicker
5
Territory Sales Manager
Some creep is probably fully bricked up lurking these comments rn
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
Yeah some creep named @bassinshaps 
bassinshaps
Politicker
0
Territory Sales Manager
I should have known someone was going to say this
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
really set yourself up there...
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
3
Agency Recruiter
"Bricked up" lmao my fav phrase
bassinshaps
Politicker
1
Territory Sales Manager
I forgot where I first heard it but I decided it was my preferred phrase from that point on.
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
That's definitely a new one
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Aka you? 😂
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
Which I’m totally okay with. You sell construction equipment.
bassinshaps
Politicker
2
Territory Sales Manager
Lmao I’m too busy calling the supplier asking where tf my machines are and putting out dumpster fires to be thinking about missed connections.
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Well I’ll be over here thinking about the contractor equipment exposures and whether your prospects have ACV or RC, scheduled or unscheduled, occurrence or claims made……
Annonny
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Haha I say 2 mins for sure!! 
BmajoR
Arsonist
2
Account Executive
I like where this is going... spicy 
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
I’m just over here dropping habaneros all over the fukkin place 🔥
The.Machine
Politicker
2
Sales Development Lead
@paddy Tips drop to be hot like you please! Let's get prepped before those DMs open. 
Ofc I'm gonna be drinkin the Kahlua. 
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
be honest though do you chuckle at my humor?
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Always! Though I do feel a little sad that you’re not getting your needs met. 

At the same time I want to punch you in the face because your wife literally pushed out whole human beings the size of bowling balls through her vagina. 
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
It was actually worse, both were c-sections so, longer recovery and more invasive.
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Exactly. Go give her a massage and oral. 
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
if only... I'd love to.
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Also it's not whining it's self-deprecating humor to get some cheap laughs. 
SignThis_SalesGirl
Good Citizen
1
Director of Business Development
Oh lawd. Did you just pitch a new reality show? 
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Where is two months?!
KingofGIF
Politicker
0
AE
Make sure to wear WR swag at the following places: Dreamforce, SF, Tulum, 
Lambda
Tycoon
0
Sales Consultant
Gimme that commish baby.... that said i give it two weeks
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Aww, that is so cute. Kudos to you for helping this sweet animal! I hate people who ruin animals from their own bad behavior and mismanagement and then treat them like crap...
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
-1
Sr. Customer Success Manager
x2 gimme commish
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
-1
Sr. Customer Success Manager
Nope nope land
BeUnderstood
Member
-8
Brand Strategist
Blue balls. And I'm out. Wishing you expanded perspectives. i.e. imagine creating a space that doesn't feel gross to people who are not you.
Incognito
WR Officer
8
Master of Disaster
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