SandwichMan

BDR Team Lead

Valued Contributor

WR Officers = Glorified commish farmers

I was going to make a post about Zoom.us but then I had the thought, "Hmm, maybe I should just use this neat little search bar thing to see if there's already a discussion happening on this matter."

Sure enough, I found a post relating to my topic and what are the top two comments?

"UsE tHe SeaRchj BaR"

I did. I literally just did use the search bar you toolboxes. All it did was lead me back to your peabrained commish farming efforts. Apparently there's to be no more than one post per subject for all eternity within the WR or something.

The funniest part is that you're reposting to fight reposting. Doesn't that just get boring and feel stupid/mundane to you? You people remind me of the Yelp reviewers in South Park, thinking you're providing everybody with a great service when actually stinking up the place with your trash.

Fav Songz???

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Sicko Mode Mo Bamba Idk maybe you should search for it

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DeskPhoneDestroyer

Catalyst

9

Team Lead

Stay strong sandwich man. Mo Bamba tho

inboundsalesrep

Politicker

2

SDR

Wait mac daddy is in here ?!?!?

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

7

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

Bad Monday? Q3 starting off a little rough?

I recommend some yoga, maybe a walk.

Try some wheatgrass shots.

Namaste.

alecabral

Arsonist

4

Director - Digital Sales Transformation

My thought exactly

Macdaddy

Arsonist

2

Team Lead

Stop trying to make Fetch happen Gretchen, It's not going to happen.

Haha wheatgrass.

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

5

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

Hmm well if wheatgrass is a no go maybe we can try healing chakra crystals.

Incognito

WR Officer

4

Master of Disaster

Don’t forget to burn sage

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

4

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

Another classic. Get some gwyneth paltrow candles as well.

Incognito

WR Officer

3

Master of Disaster

And her Yoni Eggs.

Google it.

SandwichMan

Catalyst

-1

BDR Team Lead

Nah g, we're going nuts in Q3. Wheatgrass shots? I'll take 7

Chep

WR Officer

7

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

That was the G.O.A.T south park episode. "Excuse me I'm a Yelp Reviewer!"

paddy

WR Officer

7

Director of Business Development

Shut up and jump off a bridge sandwich face.

Macdaddy

Arsonist

1

Team Lead

I have noted a similar trend to this sandwich dork (man I am getting good with the burns).

Seems like some cool kids have made a ton of posts about bad posts. Sorry to pile on, it's just something I have noticed.

Incognito

WR Officer

5

Master of Disaster

I thought you had issues noticing things

Macdaddy

Arsonist

1

Team Lead

Social settings my friend. Compiling data and noting trends are a breeze.

It does not appear to be a strength of yours as all of my posts had made that very clear distinction.

SandwichMan

Catalyst

0

BDR Team Lead

Woah Paddy I thought your brand was a little more high brow than this....

BmajoR

Arsonist

5

Account Executive

Did you ask to be an Officer and get denied?

SandwichMan

Catalyst

-3

BDR Team Lead

I would rather pivot into marketing than be a WR officer.

funcoupons

WR Officer

4

👑

You're a BDR team lead...that's one step above marketing intern that gets locked in @paddy's filing cabinet.

alecabral

Arsonist

0

Director - Digital Sales Transformation

There ya go, foaming all over the carpet again! Bad Sandwich!

alecabral

Arsonist

1

Director - Digital Sales Transformation

@paddy's FILTHY filing cabinet. Not the clean one.

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

5

☕️

Your tears hydrate me.

SandwichMan

Catalyst

-1

BDR Team Lead

Change your name then

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

5

☕️

Caffeine is dehydrating, duh. You sustain me.

BmajoR

Arsonist

4

Account Executive

I just noticed it, but you spelled "search" wrong. I'm just looking out for you before someone else flames you for it.

Incognito

WR Officer

1

Master of Disaster

It’s okay. Mommy still loves you even though uncle Tommy touched you in the no-no place.

BmajoR

Arsonist

1

Account Executive

Uncle Tommy told me if I ever told anyone, that no one would ever love me.

Incognito

WR Officer

1

Master of Disaster

And his username is @Macdaddy 👀

Blackwargreymon

Politicker

1

MDR

Stay strong sandwich man. Mo Bamba tho

MR.StretchISR

Politicker

0

ISR

An interesting take, I would go ahead to push that limit to like -20 to prevent a select few to gang up on an individual. I feel like this idea could work.

Clashingsoulsspell

Politicker

0

ISR

At the moment I believe there's not enough hands on deck and too much in the product pipeline for QC to be a huge priority as you describe it as mods are limited to a very select few currently.

JC10X

Politicker

-1

Senior Sales Manager

Dude with you 100% the irony of these self entitled behind the screen farmers... "stop comish farming" - #1 for 10 weeks straight hahaha brilliant strategy.

funcoupons

WR Officer

3

👑

Bruh you post some of the most worthless polls and comments in here...don't play with fire.

Incognito

WR Officer

1

Master of Disaster

You’re like one of those asshats who can’t close and blames marketing for bad leads

JC10X

Politicker

0

Senior Sales Manager

I agree with you

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