If you’re like me, you’ve tried a lot of weird shit to win business. Besides cold calling and blasting emails, what’s your favorite alternative tool to win business?
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You have one tool…
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Death threats work a treat.
#byeordie.
Duct tape.
Mmmm thought you'd go with pressure washer...
I can be more creative when they can’t run away though
Very true. Try zip ties sometime, very fun
Can’t zip tie their mouth shut though
You're assuming they're conscious
Touche
Zip tie around the head and they wont be able to talk.
Too easy to slip out of though. I’m standing by my original answer, Duct Tape gets deals done.
Offered to take a guy hunting once. Planned it out and everything. Didn't end up happening because he had some shit come up but that was after I had already closed the deal. We tried to set it back up again but I was fired not long after and we lost touch haha
I see a lot of people here have heeded my tactics. Well done young sith lords. Now since you're all over to the darkside, here is your lightsaber. That's your alternative tool.
My sparkling personality.
When I say that corporate sucks balls so lets take all their money together.
And pinatagrams.
When I say that corporate sucks balls so lets take all their money together.
And pinatagrams.
Promising results I know damn well I cant deliver. Works like a charm.
In-person meetings.
Cold call them, instead of a demo, invite them to dinner then chloroform! Works everytime!
I am a fan of a good ole fashioned hand written note sent via snail mail.
Blackmail and risky photos of the prospect in a shower.
😂
Might be creepy, but it shows initiative and that you were willing to go above and beyond to find the prospect.
LinkedIn 100%
Not me but a former colleague when I was working smaller deals would Venmo people 50 bucks when they signed contracts.
Legit would tell buyers you tell your bosses to choose us and I'll split my commission with you
Legit would tell buyers you tell your bosses to choose us and I'll split my commission with you
"Hi, I'm outside"
Subject Line " {{First_Name}} I'm watching you
Is this the antithesis of you had one job…
In person has always generated great results for me, it is getting harder with the way things are today but I would recommend trying to get in-person meetings.
The classic buy one for the price of two works 110% of the time
Coffee and Cookies, it works wonders
My voice.
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