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NotCreativeEnough

Professional Day Ruiner

Big Shot
Politicker
Executive
+9

You're all a disappointment

I know your dad tell's you this every time you talk. But just wanted to let you know we all think it too every time you make a post about something that's already been asked 5 times that day.


Go ahead and click post on that question about video prospecting instead of using the search bar... I know you want to....


For everyone that has something insightful to say or fun topics to discuss, love y'all ๐Ÿ˜˜ You're the reason I enjoy being on here so much.





I should....

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
9
โ˜•๏ธ
We shall now commence the airing of grievances.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
10
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Ah yes, the weekly venting. I am ready.ย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
โ˜•๏ธ
I canโ€™t use a plastic straw, but we are losing container ships in the Atlantic every week. Which one is more polluting?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Donโ€™t fucking get me started on straws vs oil spills
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐Ÿ‘‘
What about how we now have to use shitty 1x use paper bags that rip when so much as a fart is put into them instead of actually useful plastic bags?ย 
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I've done my weekly venting and am now ready for the Kahlua shower portion of the therapy and move into "catch the naked half-drunk bald guy". Where should I hang the robe and start greasing up?
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
Step right into my office, my intern will get u all prepped up.ย 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Don't even get me started today.ย  ย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
โ˜•๏ธ
๐Ÿฟ
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
Me neither. I woke up and chose violence.ย 
Filth
Politicker
1
Live Filthy or Die Clean
/pokes @Sunbunny31ย and immediately runs away covering face and genitals.

CoorsKing
WR Officer
8
Retired King of the Coors Knights
My mom tells me Iโ€™m important though does that count?
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
1
Professional Day Ruiner
my mom always tells me I'm special, I choose to omit that there is an "ed" after the word special.....ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
๐ŸฆŠ
The last option sounds more fun.ย 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I picked the second option, but am having second thoughts.

Justatitle
Big Shot
5
Account Executive
Call em out, airing of grievances, "Festivus for the rest of us"
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
I cant delete the emissions systems off my truck but you cant smog me while in regen mode? And I have to pay $7 a gallon for dieselย 
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
4
Professional Day Ruiner
personally I like to leave my truck running in the closed garage while I sit in it. get some of the best naps in that way.ย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
5
SaaS Eater
Some might argue you can nap indefinitely by doing so. Im going to test it out tonightย 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
7
Retired King of the Coors Knights
I heard those naps remove the need to hit quota ever again, sign me up
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
โ˜•๏ธ
Itโ€™s called the Ford Forever system.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
Josh Braun invented it
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
๐ŸฆŠ
Fucking JB
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
โ˜•๏ธ
Josh Braun? Yeah, fuck him.
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
1
Burn Towns, Get Money
Cheat Code: live in a state that doesn't have vehicle inspections.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
1
SaaS Eater
Ya Im working on it. But Im also super picky and want to live somewhere that I can be on my boat in 5 minutes and skiing in the winter in 30, and where I live currently provides that. Its hard to find a place that checks all the boxes for me.ย 
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
0
Burn Towns, Get Money
Anywhere in FL or OK will have that for the most part. and no state inspection. And pretty cheap taxes.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
1
SaaS Eater
I dont think im going to find much skiing in FL and OK
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
We need to bring back WR grammar checks.
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
1
Burn Towns, Get Money
Reading this post title reminds me of a very entertaining Youtube channel - Steven He

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQpq56FmIN4
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
0
Professional Day Ruiner
lol that dude is hilarious
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
0
Burn Towns, Get Money
Specializing in helping you manage your Failure! (meaning, your child that's not a doctor or lawyer).


Fenderbaum
Politicker
0
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Love that guy!
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Volunteer to be a war room admin and clean / delete these posts?ย 
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
1
Professional Day Ruiner
I would if I could. I'd probably go a little too hard on the cleaning though.ย 
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
1
Account Executive
ย "a little too hard"

NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
1
Professional Day Ruiner
that doesn't get hard until I see my commission checksย 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
1
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
SO I'm thinking of using vidyard in my first touch outreaches, what do you guys think? my mom says im pretty enough
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
We shall now commence the airing of grievances.
Jbeans
Opinionated
0
Director of Sales
Why get mad about it tho? Who cares if itโ€™s been posted already? Like getting mad when people post personal things on LinkedIn and they get skewered in the comments that it should be on Facebook. โ€ฆ you also could just ignore it.. just saying ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฌ
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
0
Professional Day Ruiner
some of you are taking the shitposting a little too seriously...ย 
ZEnabler
Good Citizen
0
CEO of Sales
OP probably goes on a tantrum when he gets food delivered and they forgot the ketchup...

#BreathALittle
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
1
Professional Day Ruiner
damn right I do. Gotta remove the tip after that. No condiments, no money
Error32
Politicker
0
ISR
Hell yeah. Keep up the good work, love to see this. Fuck the haters

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