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You're going to LOVE our newest product ๐Ÿ’Œ

Itโ€™s been said that itโ€™s hard to date a salesperson.ย 


We always know how to overcome objections and win in an argument, weโ€™re persistent as hell, and we go hardโ€ฆmaybe a little too much for some people (cough marketing cough).ย 


Our team thought about it and realized that we are sitting on the solution. After months of iterating and reiterating, weโ€™re very proud to announce the newest way to find love that aligns with your career goals.


Introducing: BRAVADO DATING โค๏ธ


Informally known on our team as โ€œNetwork or Smash,โ€ Bravado Dating is your chance to connect with fellow sales savages on a deeper level.ย 


The twist?ย 


You can choose between dating or networking.ย 


Hear us out.


The people that you network with the easiest are oftentimes those whose interests align with yours, who are easy to talk to, and who you simply like as people.


So why not have an option? Swipe right to match for dating, swipe left to match for networking. And who knows โ€“ if it turns out great, maybe youโ€™ll get the best of both worlds.ย 


A dating app thatโ€™s a win-win for your personal and professional life? Sign us up.


And to answer your question before you ask it, yes we will incorporate a DMs feature so you can hit up your newest matches. Whether you network or flirtโ€ฆwell, thatโ€™s up to you tiger.


Use the link below to download the app ๐Ÿ‘‡

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Siiiiiiiike! Damn youโ€™re thirsty. Did we getcha? ;)


Happy April Fools, you fiends!


In honor of one of the greatest holidays on the calendar, weโ€™re hosting our third War Room Spiff. The prompt: whatโ€™s the worst thing you can say to a rep followed by "April Fool's?"


And please do try to use some wit this time, folks. Keep it PG.

๐Ÿน War Room
โ™ฅ๏ธ Love
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
40
๐ŸฆŠ
I would like to report this post I feel violated.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐Ÿ‘‘
:harvey:
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
2
Account Executive
I was hoping it would make our poutine love affair a reality.. Lmao
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
Ya, can I get an app to just find fellow Canadians to eat poutine with?
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
4
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
+1
funcoupons
WR Officer
16
๐Ÿ‘‘
Ur the sucker here, @paddyย and I already piloted this over a year ago. You're going to have amazing karma for life for bringing the two most attractive and genius people together forever.ย 

Your wedding invites will be delivered by an intern on a Kahlua powered jetpack. Come correct with a nice gift or else.
CaneWolf
Politicker
6
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
If you have Kahlua-powered jetpacks and aren't sharing I will be come murderous.
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐Ÿ‘‘
It's still in test phase...we have lots of disposable interns, but I wouldn't want to put u at risk. I like u, Cane. Will keep u updated.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
5
Rolling 20's all day
Early adopters over here ๐Ÿ‘€
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
๐Ÿ‘‘
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
Lol @funcouponsย and I are literally exchanging nudes this isn't a joke.
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
Are currently exchanging, have exchanged before, and will continue to exchange in the future.
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
4
General of The War Room
No pictures, no proof
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
Yaโ€™ll ainโ€™t ready for that level of heat tbhย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
10
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
"We in leadership care deeply about you and your success."
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
7
SaaS Eater
The only thing I took away from this post is that DMs will never get rolled out.ย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
7
SaaS Eater
"This comp plan change won't impact your OTE negatively at all"ย 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
7
Sales
No need to update Salesforce and these 3 excel sheets anymore. April fools.ย 
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
6
Oh boy
damn I could use a savage sales relationship tho
justatopproducer
Politicker
6
VP OF SALES -US
Wow, would be awesome if it had the left and right swipe feature. Ohhhh.. not c-level or high enough to influence the buyer.. guess Iโ€™ll smash instead
mollybloomstanaccount
Politicker
5
AE (Account Executive)
Is this going to be like Love is Blind ?
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
5
Account Executive
Ya got me, Corps.
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
You betcha I'll sign that contract...

April fools
playerone
Politicker
3
Regional Account Executive
I've closed the last 10 you've sent over, keep em' coming!
ppg
Catalyst
3
All around good guy
To your manager:

โ€œFake a signature on the contract that would make yearly quotaโ€ then bring it to the manager and wham it on their desk!

Then start singing who let the dogs out!

When they realize a few moments later the signature says โ€œApril Foolsโ€. (You might get fired if they donโ€™t realize the prank early enough and bring it to THEIR managerโ€ฆor make a phone call)

Youโ€™ve been warned.

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Kamper
Executive
3
Enterprise Account Executive
Iโ€™ve never been so upset
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
3
Account Executive
"We can't promote you to AE, but we do have open Marketing manager roles..."ย 
SirCloseAlot23
Politicker
2
Business Development
Would have been a nice product offering.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
2
Rolling 20's all day
Save it for the interns lol
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
2
Solutions Specialist
Feel like there would be more guys than girls, April Fools or not in sales.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
โ€œAfter careful consideration, we have decided not to proceed to the RFP but will go straight to negotiations with youโ€
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
Does it come with automated sequences for msging matches?
TheLaughingWolf
WR Officer
1
Business Development Manager
Because of all your hard work in Q1, we are going to decrease your quota and increase your OTE.ย 
The_Sales_Badger
Notorious Answer
1
Account Executive
Gotttttemmmm
Pachacuti
Politicker
0
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Never date a fellow sales person. Date Marketers - they work harder to please.
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
But fail in doing so....
queenops
Opinionated
0
Maker of Sales
Lol
TreTime
Catalyst
0
Account Executive
Eddys looking for love!
IYNFYL
Politicker
0
Enterprise SaaS AE
Thank you for your hard work over Q1. Due to amount of growth you have achieved in your territory, we are excited to announce we are raising your quota for Q2.