You walk into the ‘bio-house’ and you see Brandon doing this. Whats the first thing you say?

context: He's getting the 'blood flowing' with a compression machine.

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1nbatopshotfan
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Honestly, selling shit elite athletes need and use to rich losers has the be the best market. “Lebron uses these? Wow! I need them for my 10k.” 
SADNESSLieutenant
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must be to help with the lack of blood going to his brain
E_Money
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🤣 making me spit out my coffee over here @SADNESSLieutenant 
FinanceEngineer
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Sr Director, sales and partnerships
I love that it has become a brag and a source for ridicule. Look at me and this expensive gadget that won’t do anything for me!
CuriousFox
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LT Dan?
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
YOU AINT GOT NO LEGS LT DAN!
SirCloseAlot23
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Not gonna lie, that was the first thing that came to my mind.
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
You made my afternoon. I could quote this movie all day and just be giggling. TY Foxy.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Same. I was hoping for some entertainment for my Monday morning. Knew the warroom would not disappoint. One of my favorite movies.
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
I am not ashamed to admit I get a swell of liquid in my eyes when he's says, "is he smart or..." about his son...shit man after laughing for a whole movie they sure sucker punch you. American classic.
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Such a classic. I agree. Great acting, great storyline, fantastic ups and downs. Catches you off guard and has you screaming, crying, and laughing with your TV

For those of you lost: Forrest Gump, A great movie
SADNESSLieutenant
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BUBBA!

OMG YOU'RE GOLDEN.
funcoupons
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Do they have an attachment that goes over his mouth? I’ll pay for it. 
RealPatrickBateman
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Can I wear these on the terrlit>?
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
If only it sealed all the way around and compressed the whole body - self service body bags for the ones we loathe.
funcoupons
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Love it 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
OOF.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Also: WTF IS A BIO HOUSE
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Sounds like lots of bodily fluids and not just the fun ones. Like I would def not take a job of cleaning the "bio" house.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
orgi house?
Stratifyz
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Account Executive
Insert Ferrari keys for an answer…
SADNESSLieutenant
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excuse me sir. I am calling about your cars extended warranty.
bandabanda
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House for the body parts of everyone who wanted to leave seamless. 

Need a new set of legs? Go get you some!
SADNESSLieutenant
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must be what they use in the kool aid
Samsamoon
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Associate
Hello pretty. I did the same for the other person who did that work for me and they took the money to the office. Legs are good too but it will take too much longer to get back in the sun and get better job
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
yes? yes.
Samsamoon
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Associate
Hello yes sir I am use this to help with the other stuff I have 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
hello?
Samsamoon
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Associate
Yes I thought it might be a little better but it doesn’t look good at the same place but it is a good thing to know if you have to do that right next to you the only thing 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
if doing next to you bring tissue
Samsamoon
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Associate
Thanks for the update on the new things that you need for the day today and next Monday or Tuesday 
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Officer of ♥️
I have no tuesday only thursday
ego
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Bartender
This goober's whole life is a scene from Silicon Valley that didn't even make it out of the writers' room.
SADNESSLieutenant
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accurate
0PercentCloseRate
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Oh boy
I'd probably call the suicide hotline. The only reason I'd enter a "bio house" would be if I wanted to die
SADNESSLieutenant
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thats alotta damage.
Smilesndialz
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He is so extra it’s not really funny.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
never funny. only sad
DerekZoolander
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I would ask for an intro to Sergey Brin. One of his latest YouTube videos alleges that Sergey invested in Seamless...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfHnl7QLQrY&t=1s
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lol
thadeuce
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@average
SADNESSLieutenant
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average asf
thadeuce
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Hahaha accurate as fuck
Justatitle
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"Did Grant just 10x you or something?"
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lmao stop
dwightyouignorantsale
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plz tell me there is not another LinkedIn content house 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
SADNESSLieutenant
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more like a harvest ur organs house
CaneWolf
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
This guy is an assclown.
SADNESSLieutenant
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understatement
Boudreaux
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These "look at me fucks" on LinkedIn are EXHAUSTING! I am so done with them and that site.
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seriously.
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I used one a couple times.  Don't know if it really helps.  Prefer an ice bath for recovery.
SADNESSLieutenant
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oh shit haha
champchamp
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Certified Savage
Who the fook is that guy?
SADNESSLieutenant
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its lieutenant dan 
Fenderbaum
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Retired Choirboy🪕
I would say, "Where'd you get that haircut?"