Incognito
Master of Disaster
New York, NY, United States
20 years in sales
Joined January 2021
$1.6M
Revenue from 1 deal
3,104
Lifetime Commission Earned
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About
My tractor is bigger than your tractor 
Sales roles I held
Horse Sales
Bonding agent
Insurance broker
Products I sold
My Soul
Self esteem for high net worth individuals that didn’t require a prescription
Pulling magic out of my ass
Departments I sold into
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Good Citizen
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Bad Girl
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You’re Welcome
Discussion
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Dear Friday, Fuck You
Discussion
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Deal Story
Incognito closed NYC Bridge Painter for $1.6M to the Owner department
Got a referral from a CPA firm and a current client of a college. Dude was paying all that premium on only $5M in revenue. All he really wanted was to be taken to lunch 🤷‍♀️ as an aside, I had just li...
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💯 That Bitch
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More LinkedIn Stupidity - AND THIS ASSHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SALES
Discussion
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Ok, I watched this and
+55
Justatitle ,   rekled ,   ppg   and 55 people voted
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ok, so OBVIOUSLY I'm not in marketing.
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Do y'all not like meme posts?
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12
Meme posts:
+54
aiko ,   DrunkenArt ,   Kinonez   and 54 people voted
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5
Meryl Lynch is ditching cold calling entirely
Discussion
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8AM One on Ones - Normal or BS?
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8AM internal meetings are
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+193
nreskin ,   Ninked ,   Hambalang   and 193 people voted
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Ok, just when you thought LinkedIn couldn’t get any worse
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INSURNCE THREAD! What's something you wished you knew or always wanted to ask?
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Want to know more?
+18
Artemis ,   verbalzzzzzz ,   JuicyKlay   and 18 people voted
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OMG BEST SHOW EVAAAA
Discussion
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Thoughts?
+30
Artemis ,   verbalzzzzzz ,   BCD   and 30 people voted
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3
What’s your go-to celebratory ritual?
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Got one?
+23
Artemis ,   verbalzzzzzz ,   BCD   and 23 people voted
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MLM schemes
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MLM....
+105
KB24 ,   beachNsales ,   Feds_Watchin   and 105 people voted
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3
Tell me you're in sales without telling me you're in sales.........
Discussion
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Et tu?
+23
Artemis ,   verbalzzzzzz ,   RealPatrickBateman   and 23 people voted
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Where my insurpeeps at? Y'all can't ALL be in SaaS!
Discussion
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Says you:
+59
Artemis ,   Tres ,   binch   and 59 people voted
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5
Hell has frozen over. Called a prospect and THEY WERE EXCITED TO SPEND MORE
Discussion
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yeah so...
+25
Artemis ,   verbalzzzzzz ,   JuicyKlay   and 25 people voted
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If you didn’t think Clubhouse was BS before....
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Clubhouse is:
Sh
+30
SheCloser ,   Hotlead ,   Chep   and 30 people voted
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“wHy DiD yOu ChAnGe CaReeRs?!?”
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When are you most active in the War Room?
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HBU?
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+49
JJASBE ,   verbalzzzzzz ,   mmsells   and 49 people voted
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What's your benefit package like?
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My comp plan:
+77
Justatitle ,   kiraugais ,   Artemis   and 77 people voted
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Cocktail Recipes!
Discussion
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4
What's the funniest thing a pet has done on a zoom call?
Discussion
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Ok Tech sales peeps - tell me what my client needs
Advice
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What SHOULD your CRM do?
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Piñatagrams. Yes, they exist. What swag do you send that really HITS?
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Burnout
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What have you done to get that deal closed?
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When do you know it’s time to bail
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What say you?
+32
Justatitle ,   kiraugais ,   Artemis   and 32 people voted
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