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funcoupons
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10+ years in sales
Joined January 2021
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Products I've sold
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Departments I've sold into
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Sales roles I've held
Coors Knight Executive
Kahlua Bikini Model
Your Dad's Favourite
Queen of the North
General of the Simp Army
Stages of companies I've sold for
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What's a sales phrase that goes from professional to sexual as soon as you add a ;) at the end?
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Advice: Keep Gravol and a bucket at your desk
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What would you do?
Advice
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I need ur input on an "adult website" I'm thinking of creating
Discussion
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Deal Story
funcoupons closed a business for $160k to the Operations department
I thought I had nothing for Dec, but then this lil gem fell right into my lap. The prospect was so refreshingly smart and easy to deal with that I thought someone was playing a prank on me. Less than ...
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Up fu po
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coups x paddy AMA - It's the greatest collab since Taco Bell and KFC
Discussion
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Another beautiful update from December's featured blowhard, Vishal Garg.
Discussion
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What's your favourite vernacular from your region?
Question
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To all the men who participated in "Movember" and are considering posting their moustache selfie on LI
Advice
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Hiring? Follow the fuck up!
Advice
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How drunk should I get at my holiday party?
Discussion
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Deal Story
funcoupons closed NFP for $69k to the Accounting & Finance department
So I don't post most of my deals on the Win Wire but making an exception for this lil beauty given the deal value. Yes, it's actually worth 69k. Nice. This was an ideal prospect to work with, intelli...
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Lu Pl Fe
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Cocktails With Coupons™️: Introducing the “Kahlua Princess”
Advice
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Fuck, Marry, Kill - LinkedIn Edition
Question
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When you’re travelling for work and first get to the hotel, what do you do first?
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What’s your initial go to?
dl pr Ro
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Coups Wisdom: Should you entertain new opportunities?
Advice
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Pet peeves you now have because you're in sales
Discussion
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Might dox myself but I have the scariest costume ever prepared for Halloween AND it's sales focused
Discussion
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The Ten Sales Commandments
Advice
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My ass cheeks are so sunburnt
Discussion
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