paddy
Account Executive
Los Angeles, CA, United States
4 years in sales
Joined January 2021
$21k
Revenue from 2 deals
4,726
Lifetime Commission Earned
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About
Banned from LinkedIn, Hinge, and Robinhood. Kahlua advocate and renegade sales rep slingin' software since '16. #BartTime
Sales roles I held
Tech
Products I sold
Content Storage Management
Cloud Storage
Lead Management Software
Departments I sold into
Engineering Software
Sales
Marketing
IT
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Posts
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The Kahlua man hasn't had a drink in 2 weeks
Discussion
32
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My inbound leads are harder to convert
Discussion
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16
Sex to closed deal ratio
Discussion
25
2
CONFERENCE SZN: What in-person conferences are you all attending?
Discussion
4
3
What kind of reporting is useful to individual contributors?
Question
8
21
Savage stories from the Bravado party?
Discussion
28
6
Any WR members sold to one another?
Question
13
8
Deal Story
paddy closed a deal for $5k to the Marketing department
This was last week but forgot to post. Deal took 2 days. Inbound lead which was super chill, literally didn't have to do any discovery other than they "ok so why do you need this" and the need was met ...
Say congrats!
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Deal Story
paddy closed a deal for $16k to the Marketing department
This deal took only 2 weeks from prospect (thanks LinkedIn lol) to signing. Month to month contract has me weary but I'll take a quick win for Monday. The cool part is that he can refer a shit ton of c...
Say congrats!
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5
Russians and foosball
Discussion
17
9
Cocaine to software sales. Any advice?
Advice
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11
Idea: Bravado News Feed
Discussion
11
10
Tell me you're drunk at work without telling me you're drunk at work
Discussion
23
6
How do you deal with a broken office printer?
Question
10
Broken printer?
+28
TheDeplorable , ย  iworkinchonies , ย  SalesPharaoh ย  and 28 people voted
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DoES aNYOnE HAvE ColD caLLINg ADvICe?
Advice
20
Current drink count?
+124
Hotlead , ย  Naomi , ย  GDO ย  and 124 people voted
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3
Shamu: Killer Whale or Killer Salesman?
Discussion
2
9
Anyone here fucked in the office?
Discussion
27
Office fucking?
+92
aiko , ย  Hotlead , ย  Naomi ย  and 92 people voted
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30
Reheating fish in the office punishment?
Discussion
52
Punishment?
+106
SalesGal , ย  paddy , ย  Austin ย  and 106 people voted
9
Anyone here put 'Bravado War Room Member' on their LinkedIn?
Question
8
15
Who here has jerked off at work (and where)?
Discussion
35
Anyone rubbed one out in the office?
+132
SYNERGY , ย  Indakitchenwhippin , ย  0PercentCloseRate ย  and 132 people voted
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Who wants to see an absurd post today?
Discussion
13
Absurd post today?
+52
Hotlead , ย  Naomi , ย  Jackywaky ย  and 52 people voted
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Bart Vanderhorst
Discussion
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#BartTime ?
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SYNERGY , ย  Naomi , ย  Jackywaky ย  and 58 people voted
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Office Farts
Discussion
58
35
Unmasking members of the WR?
Discussion
116
6
Best method for vetting competitors far in the sales cycle?
Advice
9
11
Sorry for the shit posts
Discussion
9
14
How many beers deep is everyone right now?
Question
35
Friyay beers
+94
Ninked , ย  jwils , ย  Naomi ย  and 94 people voted
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What's the best time for an office key bump?
Advice
6
tootskie?
Sa
+18
WCK , ย  Naomi , ย  SalesJuggernaut ย  and 18 people voted
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My office downgraded to 1 ply toilet paper. Should I be concerned?
Discussion
21
Is 1 ply a cause for concern?
+36
goose , ย  SalesGal , ย  MassholeMovesWest ย  and 36 people voted
30
Need Office Karaoke Song Recs
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4
Anyone on here used a debt relief program?
Advice
11
4
Any current or former car sales reps in here?
Advice
8
4
Do cigarettes make your fingers dial faster?
Discussion
10
Cigs and Dials?
+26
Hotlead , ย  Naomi , ย  Rachet ย  and 26 people voted
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28
Shorts on an airplane?
Discussion
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Shorts on an airplane?
+153
Beercules , ย  SalesGal , ย  Hornberger1 ย  and 153 people voted
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Employee Fight Nights
Discussion
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Should there be employee fight nights?
+40
Hotlead , ย  Naomi , ย  Rachet ย  and 40 people voted
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4
Awkward Elevator Rides
Discussion
15
Elevator Habit?
+31
Sunset , ย  verbalzzzzzz , ย  BCD ย  and 31 people voted
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Yeah sex is cool but have u ever...
Discussion
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Thoughts on the blazer with plain t-shirt look?
Discussion
17
Blazer versus the suit
+39
Hotlead , ย  Naomi , ย  HoldemCaulfield ย  and 39 people voted
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How do we get our commish exchange?
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The Sales Reps Diet
Discussion
35
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Prospecting on Monday
Question
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Comment your best Friday beer
Discussion
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How does Bravado make money
Question
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Taking calls from the toilet
Discussion
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Is taking calls from the toilet acceptable?
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Naomi , ย  Feds_Watchin , ย  Rachet ย  and 88 people voted
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Movie Idea - Mark Hanna
Advice
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Top douche on LinkedIn?
Question
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Top LinkedIn Douche
+127
Naomi , ย  southernfriedsales , ย  mallijima ย  and 127 people voted
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Dan Price on LinkedIn
Discussion
14
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Morning High Fives
Question
5
How many people in the office should you high five before 9am?
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Hotlead , ย  Naomi , ย  Rachet ย  and 24 people voted
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Do I publicly humiliate?
Advice
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Biggest Deal Closed from a Cold Call?
Question
1
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Lunch Beers Limit
Question
5
How many lunch beers is acceptable on a Friday
+25
DrunkenArt , ย  Naomi , ย  Rachet ย  and 25 people voted
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Bathroom Breaks
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Optimal poop time?
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DrunkenArt , ย  Ace , ย  verbalzzzzzz ย  and 29 people voted
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Worst co-workers names?
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Worst Names
+29
Ace , ย  BCD , ย  verbalzzzzzz ย  and 29 people voted
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Cigarette Breaks
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Cigarette Breaks
+29
Ace , ย  BCD , ย  verbalzzzzzz ย  and 29 people voted
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Follow Up Messages
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