SDRs, you never fail to amaze! Just when I thought I’d heard it all, @GeneralCorp drops the latest cold call reenactment—an absolute masterclass in what not to do. Here are five top-tier ~~best~~ worst practices for cold-calls:

Prospects live for your calls. So, don’t hang up until they give you a full dissertation on why they don’t want to talk to you.
Respect is overrated. Why be polite when you can show some attitude? Remember, you’re the boss here.
Ego bruised? No problem. Start name-calling! Call them a joker, a No-Man, or an arse. They’ll definitely block out time to buy from you after that.
Annoying a prospect is just foreplay. They should be grateful you’ve been trying to reach them for ages. How dare they get upset?
Farts on a cold call? Simple. Fart right back.