I have one lottery ticket in my wallet for 2022 that will amount to the largest windfall in my bank account's history. If luck and real life doesn't fuck me over somehow, I should net anywhere between 50M and 50M because I WILL win the grand prize. I MUST.

Obviously I'm going to buy:

A sick ass car (Beamer, Benz, or Bentley...or all three? Probably all three.) Trying to decide if I should upholster the seats in endangered species (white tiger fur seats would be so hot but also soooo nice on the butt,) or the skin of interns that disobeyed myself and my associates.

The Kahlua factory. This is an absolute no brainer.

A shower with 69 heads, ensconced in marble dug up by only the finest of child labourers.

A Fijian island and private jet named #SEXTAPEANDFIJI to thank @paddy for putting up with my antics last night... (sorry about that again boo, I didn't mean for the flamethrower to throw SO many flames.)

I'm (obviously) drunk so thought this would be interesting to hear what everyone would do if they were to be in my situation. Obviously save, pay off debts, hire a hit man to kill your annoying neighbour blah blah blah don't be a coward. Let's get sexy. What are you buying? What am I buying? Most upvoted comment gets to tell me what possession I buy.

(Also I'm very very good looking so plastic surgery is not an option for me.) Thank u

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