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CoffeeAndChaos

Account Executive - SLED

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PIP after Mat/Pat Leave

Has anyone experienced a PIP following a leave of absence? I was put on a PIP 6 weeks after returning from leave and it feels as if I am being pushed out for having a baby.

I am fighting to beat it, but SLED so these deals are not a quick turnaround. Any advice or opinions would be great.

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antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
I was put on a pip the day I got back from paternity leave at my last job...

it was complete and utter bullshit as I was the top performer before I left for 4 weeks... I just used it as a paid job search.
Filth
Politicker
6
Live Filthy or Die Clean
The day back is a slap in the face that is unmitigated bullshit.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
This shit STILL pisses me off for you.
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
💀
Yeah same, but look what homie went and did with the energy from that shit show. That’s the real story
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Success being the best revenge for sure.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
Thats absolute bullshit. I hope you drug their name in the mud anywhere you could.
jefe
Arsonist
6
🍁
It definitely sounds like they're trying to push you out, and if they do, you likely have grounds for some serious compensation.

Check out Dan Goodman on LI
TennisandSales
Politicker
4
Head Of Sales
id second this FOR SURE. the stories Dan Goodman shares are crazy. glad to know that dude exists
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
We need more Dan's out there fighting the good fight
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
Though with the PIP 6 weeks after the leave they may be able to get enough 'legal' ammunitions to remove you without giving you much of a leg to sue with...

Always the tough part about sales, can have all the effort in the world and if it's not ink they can pretend it doesn't exist.
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
I still think that given how soon after the leave ended this was initiated there's a lot of potential to cause issues they'd want to avoid.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
This is some asinine corporate bullshit. Having a kid makes you more motivated to succeed and better at balancing your time.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
We used to encourage debt. Go buy a boat- you can afford it! A kid? Totally different level of motivation.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
If I default on a boat, I can recover. If I can’t feed my kid or put a roof over their head…we are in a different world of consequences.

I will sell my soul to provide. I wouldn’t do the same for an S6.
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
💀
Just turns the proposition to non-negotiable. No way a child understands hungry. ✊
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I was pregnant with my first, super close to due, when I was let go (dotcom crash). It’s never a good time, but hopefully you’ll get something even better, because getting a PIP right now is brutal.

Congratulations on your little one.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
Corporate management's favorite past-time.
SalesBeast
Politicker
1
Sales Leader
Are you male or female and how long did you take off after having the kid? Were you producing before on the pip? Small or large company? Above quota now/ regularly?
Without above info my guess is you’re a guy who took off a long ass time and they prob see you are home more and less engaged. Also assume you are not hitting quota. With at will employment they can pretty much fire you for any reason or no reason at all. While it sucks. I don’t doubt you are getting this bc of the kid but is no real way to prove it. Guessing your manager doesn’t have kids either?
Also agree w others contact the Dan guy.
medhardwaredr
Opinionated
1
Director of Sales NA
Sue the phuc out of them… seriously
Pachacuti
Politicker
0
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
How quickly are you refilling your pipe? Activity is key in SLED.
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
SLED seems to be hot right now, seems that they want to get rid of you, take the time to find the next role
detectivegibbles
Politicker
0
Sales Director
Get out of that hell hole asap. So sorry you're going through this.

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