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Bravado license plate holder - any suggestions??

Hey savages,


Need your help with something in the Commission Exchange. There's a big revamp with new items coming soon, but we're stuck on one thing...


What phrase do we put on the license plate holders?


I'm talking a classic bumper-sticker-phrase-to-make-drivers-look-twice kind of license plate holder. Let me hear what you're made of in the comments.


P.S. Whoever has the best suggestion will get a free one :)

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CoorsKing
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King of the Coors Knights
I mean other than SADNESS?Β 

If we are going for corny, my top thoughts are:
- All SaaS, No Soul.
- I <3 Fat ChecksΒ 
- One does not simply "unsubscribe"
- Sold my soul for a DocuSign

You could also put the age old "coffee is for closers" on it.Β 
DungeonsNDemos
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AE of B2B
What about: Powered by Rejection
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Closer on Board
BANT ME
DIAL4$
queenops
Opinionated
+5
Maker of Sales
MAKE SALES. The west wasn't won on Marketing.
goose
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+11
Sales Executive
This one needs more upvotes.

queenops
Opinionated
+5
Maker of Sales
points to you, @gooseΒ 
SADNES5
Politicker
+6
Hittin' Dingers
Can we have the War Room logo in sticker form... I'd like it on my laptop and vespa windscreen.Β 
lilc
WR Lieutenant
+6
Basically Santa
It's the vespa for me...but I'm sure we can make this happen
SADNES5
Politicker
+6
Hittin' Dingers
(I don't have a vespa, but maybe if I can get a matte black one...)
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
+14
Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
Scoopin’ Butter πŸ€™
SADNES5
Politicker
+6
Hittin' Dingers
Dolphin Noises
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
+14
Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
A true OG. Thank you.
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
I Talk Good For A Living
goose
Politicker
+11
Sales Executive
I'd buy this.
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
What's the character limit? @lilcΒ 
lilc
WR Lieutenant
+6
Basically Santa
tbd, just give it your best shot
funcoupons
WR Officer
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up in Fiji, under paddy
I like things that only fellow salespeople would understand...

CRCLEBCK
NOTRKCKRS
QLFDLDSONLY
GKSLAYER
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Pipelines Weren't Built In a Day #SADNESS
DaveGreen
Arsonist
+8
Head of Sales
β€œSales Matter”
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
+6
Small Market AE
"Dolla dolla bills, ya'll"
SADNES5
Politicker
+6
Hittin' Dingers
SALES ARE DOPE
cLOSER (small c)Β 
VERBAL
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
Valudrvr could work really wellΒ 
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
SVGELYFE
SADNES5
Politicker
+6
Hittin' Dingers
Marketing - Not even once
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
Very excited to see that my quote made it :D Does this mean I will get a free one so I can drive around Boston repping Bravado on the back of my car?
lilc
WR Lieutenant
+6
Basically Santa
It absolutely means that.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Driving is for closers.Β 
Su
Sunbunny31
Opinionated
+3
Sales Executive
I came up with a few:

Kicking SaaS
Driven by Quota
Ask me about my electronic leash
88mph
Catalyst
+5
Enterprise Account Executive
OMW 2 PREZ CLUB
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