fidelcashflow

Account Executive

Congrats bro, you took an order.

This is insane. Really read this. YOU TOOK AN ORDER. This is not advice, this is not a formula, this is bullshit. Having a deep understanding of a client is not knowing that they want to make money.

😂 Sales Humor

💩 Shitpost

🌽 Roast

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Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

Sales Rep

I like how they added paying for dinner, like that is a crazy new thing

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Revolutionary. Taking notes

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

Wild bro

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Dafuq? He left out the punch line. What did the client want? Steak? Fish? What an asshole.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

See, this is exactly where so many fail. What if the customer was a pescatarian, and he took him to a steakhouse? This is how these deals are LOST!

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Absolutely! And extra points for the 5 syllable word in the WR.

Fenderbaum

Politicker

Retired Choirboy🪕

Pesca-what!?

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Dude, I'm in California. We got words for every -ism.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

come on... gimme the 80 year-old female, gay, jamaican, fish eater
Edit: No. I'm doing this.

Octogenarianrastafarianpescatarianlesbian

TheDude

Politicker

Partnerships Lead

Hole

Gasty

Notable Contributor

War Room Community Manager

jesus

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Director, Revenue Enablement

No, but he probably thinks he is

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Sales Jesus has arisen!

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Director, Revenue Enablement

In this case he should be sealed back up in the cave and forgotten.

Fenderbaum

Politicker

Retired Choirboy🪕

Where?

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Director, Revenue Enablement

I’m starting the pool now. Pick the date this idiot will come in here and post the exact same 💩. I’m taking Nov 13.

Winner gets the Glengarry leads.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

You’re right. Can’t bet against this. It’s coming. 😂. I’ll go 11/11

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Saturday? Bold move, Cotton

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

Looking forward to a new Cadillac

ThatNewAE

Big Shot

Account Executive - Mid enterprise

He was my client in one of my previous companies. He is ridiculously lost. With all that knowledge on sales he keeps posting - he's never been present in the sales cycle. Didn't know what he signed up for:: don't @ me, I did my job correctly.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

First time someone here has known someone from a LI post IRL that I'm aware of.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

No fucking way 😭

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Hope you guys are stoked that I added a "roast" topic. With great power comes great responsibility

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Ridiculous - not sure what he's expecting people to take from this except that he's lucky and was in the right place.
It really does put into perspective the kinds of advantages can come with working for the biggest name in the space and one of the biggest in the world.
Does he really think this sale was based on ANYTHING he did? Or just what the guy has done previously and what Meta does and represents.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

well then, I wish I could take a $1mm order

Phillip_J_Fry

Opinionated

Director of Revenue

Now buy my class and I can teach you how to also sell $1m

Worf

Politicker

SDR

What I despise the most is using the fucking fingers as if he’s pointing out bulleted hints for people. <br><br>Absolutely 0 value given in what his client actually “wanted” and I doubt he even knew (and no, your client wanting revenue doesn’t count as a revolutionary “deep understanding”).

Sales rep

Wow, it felt more like a date to me

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

A day is such bullshit. He was probably talking to this customer for weeks.<br><br>Also the client clearly knew he wanted to buy, he came in with a wad a cash obviously ready to spend, all you had to do was not fuck up.

Do people actually believe this shit?

Show me the guy who worked on a million dollar job for 3 years, and had to renegotiate 4 times with 2 different people. Show me the sale that you had to meet with stakeholders for dinner for weeks not one time. She me the deal where you took the job right out of your competitors hands.

What a load of horseshit, I’m glad I don’t know anyone who follows this douche.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Weeks? It was a million dollar deal apparently. He either took the order and it really was that transactional or he's capping and talked to this person for half a year. I say he's an order taker and can't sell a canoli to an Italian.

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

Goof.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

💯

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

Director Sales and Market Development

Guys- it was a "SUPER NICE" dinner. Gotta watch the specifics, dudes a closer, probably booked the reservation himself too

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

Holy Dominick

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

kids, don't influence, not even once

HappyGilmore

Politicker

Account Executive

What a crock of shit

BTQ

Politicker

Account Manager

Must be nice....

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

I wonder where he took him

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Probably STK

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

He would’ve got my million dollars of salt bae was there

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

I think that’s the restaurant

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Think of salt bae restaurant as seamless.ai

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

Aaah so mid ?

GDO

Politicker

BDM

They bought before they met him.

KingofGIF

Politicker

Recently I tagged along with my product and partnerships team into a “partnership” on site visit. I was wined, dinned and one of my colleagues was 69ed. We just watched some bullshit slides of what we are going to do with them anyway and they got something from us. The partnership guy didn’t twit about it, he just changed into the party mode cap and took a year off my life expectancy in the best way possible, and for that I’m grateful and jealous of the “partnerships” people

pirate

Big Shot

🦜☠️ Account Executive

Behind this, there probably was another rep working on this account for months

SaasSlingin

Politicker

Sr AE

They… paid for the dinner?!! Flew to meet… Spent 90min with the customer?!! The consideration is outrageous

Enterprise Customer Success Executive

Truly ground breaking 😂😂

LambyCorn

Arsonist

A mfkn E

linkedin bros are gross

Djangochaned

Catalyst

SDR/Cold caller

Yo imagine if he was a vegan

Director

Congrats BRO? its nice to see the new AFRO American New Leaders and Representatives of our society are all leading us in the right intellectual direction --- what we are missing now is a Trans Gender to lead our Country - Go get em Broooooooo - (fade to black as they say in the movies)

Leia

Good Citizen

Entry level AE

He just wanted to brag tbh no lesson learned here. Some LinkedIn ppl especially in sales are straight up cringe. Didn’t explain the process customer was already set on buying and someone else who has that territory was prob working them before 😳

nice work

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Congrats bro, you took an order.

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