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Mudmoon18

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Corp Bit Idea

@GeneralCorp can we get a vid of "what if people worked in the office like they work from home" ?


Thinking things like...

Giving a presentation with no pants on, like literally blurred out genitals

Farting super loud in the middle of a meeting with just the slightest tell on your face

Putting up a little black curtain and then picking your nose

Just blatantly watching a Youtube video in the middle of a meeting

A bed in the office that someone is working from

Playing Xbox with a guy who doesn't even work there


You know, stuff like that

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GeneralCorp
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General of The War Room
Okay yeah I love this idea. @MassholeMovesWest write this in our shared diary. We ride Saturday morning. 
Mudmoon18
Politicker
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Sales Manager
An honor to have your approval sir.

At risk of offending your majesty I would add that I think it might play best if only one person was in WFH mode but everybody else was normal. Maybe not... Can't decide.
GeneralCorp
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General of The War Room
Lol Ben a I were just discussing the merits of everyone versus one person being in robes. 
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
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Account Executive
the fact that 69% says do it is straight up destiny. thank you @Mudmoon18 your contribution will never be forgotten
Beercules
Politicker
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SDR
I fucked that up and I apologize - I shall accept my punishment if you wish to pursue one
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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This has potential. 🤔
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
I’ve literally picked up calls in bed and done my best “I’ve been awake cor an hour, Hello?”
Mudmoon18
Politicker
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Sales Manager
Oh for sure, and it always ends up sounding way more extreme than your normal voice because you overcompensate.
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
and theyre like 'were you sleeping?' and im like 'no'
UserNotFound
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Account Executive
If I'm working from home and it's past 3:30, any call without video will be had while drinking a beer. 
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I've done yoga for the entirety of team calls in the morning.

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