LMAO found this gem on r/ LinkedInLunatics ๐คฃ๐ญ
Hambalang
How to get promoted quickly ๐๐ฐ
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What the actual f! hahahah idk about promotion, but that is how you get ants...
Fuck, I am never making hotel room coffee ever again.
Right ๐คฃ
He ended up in the ER with food poisoning, missing revenue generating appointments the remainder of the week.
Lmao
Week??? That meal should put you out for at least a month if not permanently ๐
I would NOT want to be the next guy to make coffee in that room.
I may also need to check out that subreddit...
I may also need to check out that subreddit...
I'm sure hotel housekeeping will love that
Heโs most likely going to pay $200 for cleaning and destruction fee ๐คฃ
Just imagine being housekeeping and seeing a coffee machine with chicken residue.... I've heard of making ramen in it but this is insane.
Honestly, call the FBI on this dude. Heโs a serial killer.
I used to spend a lot of time traveling in areas where restaurants are mediocre at best, like West Texas and Newark. I would stay at Homewood Suites, which have kitchens, and cook most meals. I was on per diem, ended up pocketing about $200 a week.
Yes, but did you go total sales hardcore and USE THE COFFEE MAKER?
I thought not. Softie.
/s
I thought not. Softie.
/s
No FUCKING way that chicken cooked all the way through. Just no WAY.
His glee on Twitter about this ridiculous post going viral has been fantastic to watch in real time today.
This is real?! I thought it was from a satire account. Can you link the twitter?
Definitely satire. https://twitter.com/anothercohen
I love his fake LI posts too, he lightens my Twitter feed.
I love his fake LI posts too, he lightens my Twitter feed.
Made me LOL.
Also now really worried about salmonella in my in-room coffee.
Also now really worried about salmonella in my in-room coffee.
i.....seriously cant believe this fucking idiot posted this on linked in.
PLEASE tell me this is some sort of joke
PLEASE tell me this is some sort of joke
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Is this guy the founder, cant be just an average rep?
Tell me this is trolling? I would not be surprised of anything on LI anymore
Craziest shit Iโve seen in LI by far
From a senior managerโs perspective:
- our employee has damaged hotel equipment and openly admitted it to customers, competitors etc
- this will hurt the firmโs reputation
Does he believe the P&L is a higher priority than the reputation of the firm, his safety, the property of others? Orโฆ maybe heโs not the sharpest spoon in the drawer?
- our employee has damaged hotel equipment and openly admitted it to customers, competitors etc
- this will hurt the firmโs reputation
Does he believe the P&L is a higher priority than the reputation of the firm, his safety, the property of others? Orโฆ maybe heโs not the sharpest spoon in the drawer?
I now have bubble guts just from seeing this meme.
Hahahaha my god ๐
then the hotel makes a post complaining about a bad customer and it goes rival and the internet people find out who he is and which company he works for and the companyโs brand takes a blow and the promotion says bye bye.
what would it take to collect metrics at the end of the call or to set up an additional call to go over that vs waiting for them to "get around to it"
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