Reality: Jennifer has a shopify store with 5 visits a week.ย ย
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐
Youโre giving her too much credit. She probably sells diarrhea fitness tea and Arbonne.ย
sketchysales
Politicker
2
Sales Manager
bahahaha facts ^ ๐คฃ
ABCvs
Valued Contributor
5
VP of Growth
This. #girlboss #MLM #momboss #empire
CuriousFox
WR Officer
11
๐ฆ
Me as the makeup artist.ย
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
10
Account Executive
god i hate this shit. not one single person reading that is going to think sheโs a better professional because of it. They will only know she doesnโt know how to prepare, delegate, and prioritize effectively.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
5
Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
All I could think is how badly sheโs failing at everything.
youngsmoky
Celebrated Contributor
1
Senior Account Executive
I hate to say it but every comment was positive. That blew me away.ย
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
2
Account Executive
that tells you all that is wrong with LinkedIn
SaaSam
Politicker
3
Account Executive
That's 99% of content on LI. Good or bad. Shit's just an echo chamber of people jerking each other off.
Aurelius
Member
0
SDR
Exactly, micromanagers are the absolute worst in most situations.
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐
This makes me glad to be an only child.
ABCvs
Valued Contributor
8
VP of Growth
If your team canโt last a day without you, youโre a micromanager and/or have a really shitty team
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
This right here is the truth.
Pachacuti
Politicker
5
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Did her sister plan the wedding for a Tuesday at 3pm? I get empire building but you donโt do it without the help of those closest to you.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
4
Officer of โฅ๏ธ
If I was her sister, she wouldn't be my sister anymore, also the extra amount of spaces in here seriously alludes to the stupidness. If I could comment anything on this LI post it would be 'ur an idiot'
Aurelius
Member
-1
SDR
you'reย
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
โ๏ธ
People who say Empire are 100% MLM cult members or PR โprofessionalsโ.
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Or cult members who also participate in MLMs.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ฆ
hI hUn
Chep
WR Officer
4
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
They are there in the trenches. Iโm building an empire.
BUT
My whole team finds me toxic and everyone gets annoyed with my micromanaging even when Iโm on vacation!
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
She needs to get a fucking life
Rallier
Politicker
3
SDR Manager and Consultant
this is ~trash~
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
2
Rolling 20's all day
That poor woman... Like damn, life only happens once. Put the fucking computer down.
Mobi85
Politicker
2
Regional Sales Manager
Kind of awkward wedding day for the wedding party and her sister that her job is on onlyfans
GDO
Politicker
2
BDM
This makes me sad tbh
andrea
Valued Contributor
2
Global Head of Partnerships
If she was a truly great leader, her team would have performed well during her absence.
Unless she is leading sheepโฆ
playerone
Politicker
1
Regional Account Executive
I know so many emperors turned life coaches turned emperors lol
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
So like this is fake right?ย
youngsmoky
Celebrated Contributor
3
Senior Account Executive
Someone literally commented saying โI wish she was kidding.โ With a picture of her on her laptop while her sister is getting dressed.ย
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
What.a.loser.
AnchorPoint
Politicker
1
Business Coach
And unfortunately, that story is not unique. Sad, but true.
SaaSguy
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
Imagine running an empire that couldn't survive you chilling out for a few hours.
Updmamt
Opinionated
1
Business Development
Ok.
Now repeat it one more time BUT without crying.
LightingLeader
Politicker
1
Specification Sales
The โhustleโ culture is so dumb. Like yes letโs all work ourselves to the bone for it to hopefully payoff one day while missing all the funerals, weddings, birthdays, and holidays in our families
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