sketchysales
Politicker
28
Sales Manager
Reality: Jennifer has a shopify store with 5 visits a week.ย ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐Ÿ‘‘
Youโ€™re giving her too much credit. She probably sells diarrhea fitness tea and Arbonne.ย 
sketchysales
Politicker
2
Sales Manager
bahahaha facts ^ ๐Ÿคฃ
ABCvs
Valued Contributor
5
VP of Growth
This. #girlboss #MLM #momboss #empire
CuriousFox
WR Officer
11
๐ŸฆŠ
Me as the makeup artist.ย 
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
10
Account Executive
god i hate this shit. not one single person reading that is going to think sheโ€™s a better professional because of it. They will only know she doesnโ€™t know how to prepare, delegate, and prioritize effectively.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
5
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
All I could think is how badly sheโ€™s failing at everything.
youngsmoky
Celebrated Contributor
1
Senior Account Executive
I hate to say it but every comment was positive. That blew me away.ย 
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
2
Account Executive
that tells you all that is wrong with LinkedIn
SaaSam
Politicker
3
Account Executive
That's 99% of content on LI. Good or bad. Shit's just an echo chamber of people jerking each other off.
Aurelius
Member
0
SDR
Exactly, micromanagers are the absolute worst in most situations.
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐Ÿ‘‘
This makes me glad to be an only child.
ABCvs
Valued Contributor
8
VP of Growth
If your team canโ€™t last a day without you, youโ€™re a micromanager and/or have a really shitty team
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
This right here is the truth.
Pachacuti
Politicker
5
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Did her sister plan the wedding for a Tuesday at 3pm?
I get empire building but you donโ€™t do it without the help of those closest to you.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
4
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
If I was her sister, she wouldn't be my sister anymore, also the extra amount of spaces in here seriously alludes to the stupidness. If I could comment anything on this LI post it would be 'ur an idiot'
Aurelius
Member
-1
SDR
you'reย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
โ˜•๏ธ
People who say Empire are 100% MLM cult members or PR โ€œprofessionalsโ€.
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Or cult members who also participate in MLMs.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
hI hUn
Chep
WR Officer
4
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
They are there in the trenches. Iโ€™m building an empire.

BUT

My whole team finds me toxic and everyone gets annoyed with my micromanaging even when Iโ€™m on vacation!
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
She needs to get a fucking life
Rallier
Politicker
3
SDR Manager and Consultant
this is ~trash~
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
2
Rolling 20's all day
That poor woman... Like damn, life only happens once. Put the fucking computer down.
Mobi85
Politicker
2
Regional Sales Manager
Kind of awkward wedding day for the wedding party and her sister that her job is on onlyfans
GDO
Politicker
2
BDM
This makes me sad tbh
andrea
Valued Contributor
2
Global Head of Partnerships
If she was a truly great leader, her team would have performed well during her absence.

Unless she is leading sheepโ€ฆ
playerone
Politicker
1
Regional Account Executive
I know so many emperors turned life coaches turned emperors lol
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
So like this is fake right?ย 
youngsmoky
Celebrated Contributor
3
Senior Account Executive
Someone literally commented saying โ€œI wish she was kidding.โ€ With a picture of her on her laptop while her sister is getting dressed.ย 
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
What.a.loser.
AnchorPoint
Politicker
1
Business Coach
And unfortunately, that story is not unique. Sad, but true.
SaaSguy
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
Imagine running an empire that couldn't survive you chilling out for a few hours.
Updmamt
Opinionated
1
Business Development
Ok.

Now repeat it one more time BUT without crying.
LightingLeader
Politicker
1
Specification Sales
The โ€œhustleโ€ culture is so dumb. Like yes letโ€™s all work ourselves to the bone for it to hopefully payoff one day while missing all the funerals, weddings, birthdays, and holidays in our families