Manipulative AF

I find myself accidentally manipulating almost every situation I'm in... I've legitimately had to work on this in therapy becuase I find myself manipulating conversations in my every day life to 'overcome objections' and 'steer conversations' in a direction that leads me to win- because I'm tenacious and agile as fuck in conversation.


It's a talent that is super helpful for me in my professional life... a total pain in the ass for my husband though.


Anyway, cheers to all you MFs that are like me and have an unhealthy relationship with winning, losing, and pretty much any feeling or emotion that exists.


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RealPatrickBateman
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We don't negotiate with Therapists.ย 
funcoupons
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Mrs Narcissist, TELL ME BOUT MY ARROGANCEย 
fuzzy
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Well, arenโ€™t we all raging narcissists?
UserNotFound
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Someone has to be the reason therapists are having a moment. โœจ
Sunbunny31
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There's an article out there about an animal trainer who found that if she used those same techniques on her husband, they worked.ย  ย  "What Shamu taught me about a happy marriage" is the title, on NY Times.ย  Worth a read, though it sounds like you have the technique DOWN.ย  ;)
SADNESSLieutenant
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once u learn sales, u never go back, u have to unwire your brain in personal conversations, wild.
UserNotFound
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I mean itโ€™s sad how true it is thoughโ€ฆ
SADNESSLieutenant
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make karma much more real. what are ur intentions at the end of the day, you'll get what you want. b careful wht u wish for
CuriousFox
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I mean.....what's the prob ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
funcoupons
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I donโ€™t see one here lol.ย 
DungeonsNDemos
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At least you're aware of this and trying to work on it.
What tactics are you using the most? lol. I'll wait for your "how to" video to come out.
UserNotFound
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Reiterate their point โ€œI understand why you feel that way, of course. And if I was in your shoes Iโ€™d probably feel the same- however take a step back and look at the factsโ€ฆโ€ proceeds to lay down facts that support my argument. LAER: listen, acknowledge, explore, respond.

HS debate really taught me how to be a top performer.
TennisandSales
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Sounds like you have great power!.......i heard something else comes with great power but i cant remember what it is. I think its "more winning" ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Pachacuti
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Nothing wrong with using some sales closing techniques either with the one you love forever, or the one you'll love for the night ;)ย 
NotCreativeEnough
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it's reached a point my fiancรฉ can pick up on what I'm doing before I even realize I'm doing it and she tells me to quit selling her
countingmyinterest
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hahahaha i guess we're all psychopaths!!!ย 
Blackwargreymon
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once u learn sales, u never go back, u have to unwire your brain in personal conversations, wild.
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Well, arenโ€™t we all raging narcissists?
MR.StretchISR
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There's an article out there about an animal trainer who found that if she used those same techniques on her husband, they worked. "What Shamu taught me about a happy marriage" is the title, on NY Times. Worth a read, though it sounds like you have the technique DOWN.