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antiASKHOLE

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Corp is a GOD

DEAR GOD,


I know this is/isn't funny as it is how things are happening, but @GeneralCorp, you are a light in these dark times going into the holidays.


I laughed a little too hard at some of them...


..."I'm still employed"

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/corporatebro_layoffs-activity-7000513326011011072-oH8n?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop Ross Pomerantz on LinkedIn: #layoffs 'Tis the season to get laid-off, fa la la la la laaaa laaa laaaaa laaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa. It's that time of year again! No silly goose, not the holidays! It's…
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Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
just saw this on LI. I'm laughing but it hits so close to home that if I wasn't laughing, I'd be crying.

If you're out of work, let people know so they can help you. Being unemployed is no time to exercise your pride.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Amen to this.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Yes! People want to help.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
6
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
It was funny, and not, at the same time. I'm conflicted. :)
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
The on the 7th day of Christmas got me 🤷‍♀️
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
It all got me - I can see something like this happening, but not nearly as funny, of course.
LordOfWar
Tycoon
1
Blow it up
the nsync got me laughing
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
"I mean, if I sing it it's better, right?
Pachacuti
Politicker
2
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
exactly what I was thinking....this is true thought leadership in action.
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
Yeah, never know what’s in store for anyone of us tomorrow but let’s laugh today and tackle tomorrow
slaydie
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
too close to home?
TennisandSales
Politicker
2
Head Of Sales
"ill have HR do it and they will send an email" 😂 Brutal!
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
2
Sales Rep
This comes close to his Better.com CEO Layoff video
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
REDUCTION IN FORCE
Lmao!
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
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General of The War Room
Yeah this one definitely cut to the core... I knew it was a risky one. Glad some people appreciated it lol
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
0
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Yeah, it was pretty too notch tent
WhoDey
Opinionated
0
VP of Sales
It's only funny because it's true.
pirate
Big Shot
0
🦜☠️ Account Executive
It's funny 🤣 but feel really bad for people getting laid off really
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
Ouch.
activity
Politicker
0
VP, Business Development
The joke that stings a little too much.
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
0
Professional Day Ruiner
the constant layoffs are the worst part of the tech industry. companies love to over-hire then wipe as many people off the books by the end of the year
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
I did not switch jobs a few months ago and I’m so happy about it. I will be though going forward. However having the WR will help a lot of people through this time.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
How true it is is what makes it funny
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
0
Account Executive
All hail Corp

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