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Dad jokes in the comments... GO!

Drop your dad jokes.


Upvote the worst of them.

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antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
Not to brag, but I made six figures last year.ย 

I was also named the worst employee at the toy factory.ย 
sfdc
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior BDM, Enterprise
This is up there with powered's post... so crap that it's good
Ace
Arsonist
+9
CEO
Lol good one
TheQueenofDiamonds
Valued Contributor
+4
Account Executive
May I please steal this one?
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
absofrickinglutelyย 
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hauru.sales
Arsonist
+8
Sales Enthusiast
Legend!
PEOSalesSavage
Opinionated
+1
Senior PEO Consultant
This one is goodย 
sfdc
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior BDM, Enterprise
What do you call a fake noodle?... An impasta
poweredbycaffeine
Politicker
+7
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Why do Norwegian submarines have barcodes on them?

So when they return to port they can Scan-da-navy-in.ย 
sfdc
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior BDM, Enterprise
that is actually so bad.
poweredbycaffeine
Politicker
+7
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
My 80-year-old neighbor told me...and I laughed pretty hard. My dad loved it, so it passes the dad test.
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chubbspeterson
Politicker
+5
Senior Business Development Associate
so fucking good
JDialz
Politicker
+5
COO
Dammit I was going to say this one.
BuyersAreLiars
Opinionated
+1
Enterprise Account Executive
How do you recycle toilet paper...?


Beat the shit out of it.ย 
sfdc
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior BDM, Enterprise
this is great
Beefany28
Politicker
+6
Business Development Representative
I heard that in Hawaii they were banned from laughing out loud, they were only aloud to say a lo ha....
sfdc
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior BDM, Enterprise
this is my dads favourite haha ๐Ÿ˜‚ such a shit joke.
Beefany28
Politicker
+6
Business Development Representative
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ it's a horrible joke but kinda funny but one that just makes you shake your head and roll your eyes lol
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chubbspeterson
Politicker
+5
Senior Business Development Associate
What happened to the spider on the toilet seat?..... He got pissed off
sfdc
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior BDM, Enterprise
that joke stinks like piss.
chubbspeterson
Politicker
+5
Senior Business Development Associate
haha very badly, yesย 
chubbspeterson
Politicker
+5
Senior Business Development Associate
What's the difference between an elephant fart and a place where you go to grab a drink? .... one is a bar room, and the other is a BAAAAAARRRROOOOOMMMMMMM
HoldemCaulfield
Politicker
+8
Sales Training & Enablement
#1ย 

Bigfoot often gets mistaken for Sasquatch.ย 

Yeti never complains.
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#2

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were prime mates.
Smithy
Politicker
+4
Director of Sales
Guy comes up to me and asks if I know where he can get a wig.

I said not off of the top of my head...........................
sfdc
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior BDM, Enterprise
so bad it's good
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
Whats red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.
Nairobi
Politicker
+7
BDR
2 ghosts are walking together.

Ghost #1 to Ghost #2: Hey thereโ€™s a napkin behind you.

Ghost#2: Oh no, thatโ€™s my son!
sfdc
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior BDM, Enterprise
What do you call a factory that makes only ok products?ย 

A Satisfactory ๐Ÿ˜
DataSlangah
Politicker
+4
SAE
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?ย  ย - St. Nickel-less.
JennyTulls
SDR
Whatโ€™s worse than ants in your pants??...........Unclesย 
SalesGal
Politicker
+6
Account Manager / FSR
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office License.ย 

I'm gonna find you. You have my Word.ย 
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
Nice.
JuicyKlay
Politicker
+9
AM
I donโ€™t trust stairs...
Theyโ€™re always up to something...
The.Machine
Politicker
+6
Sales Development Lead
Crush: Ok, when does a joke become a "dad joke?"


Me with no hesitation : When it becomes ap-parent.ย 


*Blocked*
StorySeller
Strategic Sales Executive
What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?... R? ---- NO! It be the C!
CCP
Opinionated
+5
VP, Business Development
It don't even look like me, Maury!
hauru.sales
Arsonist
+8
Sales Enthusiast
Oh, youโ€™re just looking? Well Christopher Columbus was โ€œjust lookingโ€ and look what he found.
Brando
Politicker
+7
SDR Manager
I saw an ad that read: โ€œTV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.โ€
I thought to myself, โ€œI canโ€™t turn that down!โ€
privateryan
Politicker
+5
Director of Sales
What did the farmer tell the other farmer? A corny jokeย 
PEOSalesSavage
Opinionated
+1
Senior PEO Consultant
How do you find Will Smith in a Snow Storm.ย 

You look for Fresh Prints
Skerp22
Opinionated
+3
Media Consultant
Where do you find a dog with no legs?




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