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SADNESSLieutenant

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Day 52 of two sales jobs - I be slacking at J2 and proud of it

You ever just have a dying vengeance on a really shitty company to make them pay for being ass?


Just me?


Oh ok. my current method is to make them pay me for as long as possible while providing little to no value. being the rep they can't get rid of. I love it.


Had a great day at J1 set a couple meetings for my AE at a conference RN with some huge companies so that's dope.


Attending a lil webinar


Did a bunch of emails and linkedin touches


got some coaching from the Chan Man


And now im casually slacking making my minnimum dials at the trash AE job because I been busy all day


on another note I ordered a little 80$ projector for my room to enjoy some movies will update you on the quality - Im a nice guy I need nice things


That is all you heathens.


Zoom


much love,

The kid


P.S. I listened to r34 by NOLANBEROLLIN while writing this I'd recommend if you're a ***** like me

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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Do you think this is the best way to handle it? Are you concerned about burning bridges for future opportunities?
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
Yes, fuck them pay me. And no. People here aren't going anywhere and have no network at all that I want to be a part of. It's a tough world out there and I need mines
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
2
Rolling 20's all day
How long do you think you can hold out? A lot of companies clean house when January rolls around.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of ♥️
Shit id be suprised if I made it to the end of the month
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of ♥️
but gonna go for January probably
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
J1 became J2 real quick haha
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I know I've been confused a few times.
Pachacuti
Politicker
2
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I'm actually most interested in the projector. Details please.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07YBRGLGW?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

I got it because its bluetooth but it doesnt identify my laptop so idk whats going on

Have to run a cord to it which is lame

And its pretty loud idling so thats annoying

But it was cheap all together with the stand and screen it was 88$ and just hung it from my sickass bed
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
In J2, you're like that character in Dilbert who doesn't really work there but still gets paid somehow. Maybe I'm thinking of Seinfeld.
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
1
Account Executive
The fact that you know nolan is crazy. I've never met anyone that knows the SC rappers that I have in my chamber
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
I FUCK WITH NOLAN HEAVY - who else you got in your chamber? - how about, Hey- Sojabrat, Shamana?
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
Sales Rep
100% agreeing with this tactic, pick one to be your focus and the other is solely for extra money, which you will ride for as long as possible
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
hahahaha, I can sympathize. I worked 2 to 3 jobs from age 19 to 21 and shit was that tough.

Did it all for the P.A.R.T.Y Because I gotta life.
jefe
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Glad you're back on the coaching. Judging by today's post you'll have some time to focus on that.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Exactly.
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