DefaultSalesDude closed a deal for $159k to the Marketing department

Navigating this company conglomerate has been 2 years in the making however somehow my wit or incompetence stuck with the top MarComms person and when they remembered I had told them 1.5 years ago they were going to keep facing the same problems until they decided changing. Finally they reached out flush with Ukraine money and said now change > status quo. 2 weeks and a signed SA later, this guy is headed to presidents club in a mystical far far away place where they serve drinks afraid of rain and spam for breakfast. With one more in the hopper, should be landing somewhere between 135-155% of plan. If you need me, I'll be swirling my way down to the bottom of a bottle of champs with my all my friends. Just kidding, I'm in sales so I don't have any real friends... Do you want to be my friend? ;)