Sunbunny31

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Fortune Cookies Fortunes - #5 & #6 for the new year.

Enjoying my last day of rest before hitting Q1 24 hard tomorrow. Chinese food sounded good, and figured we could all use a twofer to get us all going and focused on what matters.

First one: The best things in life aren't things.

Second: Never being unhappy feelings into your home.

With those wise words to guide you, let's go get it, savages. I believe in all of you. Happy New Year!

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bonez

Politicker

Account Executive

I'm gonna get the 2nd one tattooed on me.
Let's get this bread baby!

pirate

Big Shot

🦜☠️ Account Executive

Happy New Year and thank you for the cookie wisdom!

CuriousFox

WR Officer

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Happy 2024 🦊❤🐇

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Let's get it! Thank you @Sunbunny31

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

Felt it

Tres

Politicker

Account Executive

The first one sounds good - go get it!

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Diggit!

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Love it! I got Chinese food yesterday but the fortunes up here are never actually fortunes... I don't know why. They're like "You are x,y,z"

We also don't have the white boxes...

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Happy to share my fortunes with you.
Please tell me they at least have chopsticks to offer.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I mean I have to ask for them, but thankfully yes.

Chopsticks slow down my eating in a good way. And it's just more fun

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

I was going to say, they're the best for scooping up little morsels of yummy from the white boxes, but didn't want to rub it in.

Maximas

Tycoon

Senior Sales Executive

HNY Sun, wish you all the best!

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