Not click bait, the chick actually answered her door with a handgun pointed at me. Reason? I knocked twice and "should have got the message when I didn't answer the first time, you dumbass"
I acted interested and asked her if it was a barreta, but she got mad so I figured I should cut back the smart-assery.
"Well it may help with door to door guys but it won't help with this conga line of pissants that have prbly been bothering you all summer..."
*proceeds to close sale*
By far the best $225 I've ever made.
Any crazy war stories?
Bonus points if it's from door to door
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