Happy Halloween! What did you Dad/Mom tax?

for those of us who are parents, what is your dad/mom tax of choice tonight?

Me?  Reeses... full size!


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antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
So I don't "tax" my boys. I use the candy as an incentive for them. If they don't listen or get in trouble, they then lose a piece of candy of their choice and then one of my choice. Needless to say... they have been pretty good so far hahahah
Mobi85
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Regional Sales Manager
Big fan of this one and will have to try it on the toddler tornado.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
my boys are 2 & 4... I know exactly what you mean by toddler tornado lmao
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I'm a sucker for Willy Wonka candy.
jefe
Arsonist
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No kids, but it was the first time in a house for Halloween and we did not get many kids.

Way too many full size chocolate bars left lol.

I definitely ate a Reese's last night though.
Sunbunny31
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I would only buy the candy that I would eat when it was left over.

Those were dangerous times.
jefe
Arsonist
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This is the way. I'm meeting up with some colleagues in-person on Friday so will probably bring a handful.

I just hope the neighbour who dropped off her candy for me hand out as she wasn't around comes and gets it....

I also have backup gummies, so it's NOT a good situation. (or the best situation, if one doesn't care about health lol)
1nbatopshotfan
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Sales
Kids are 5 and 1.5 and somehow they didn’t get a single Reese cup (at least that’s what their haul looks like today after I snatched them all.)
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
They won't miss what they don't know they had.
FoodForSales
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AE
haha! I usually graze here and there.
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Sadly mine have outgrown trick or treating, and I live on a hill, so I got no trick or treaters.

My kids got so much candy when they did go out that they would willingly share. Kit Kat, Twix, or 1000 Grand for me.
IndianaShep
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Director of Sales and Marketing
Tell me you are in sales without saying you are in sales:

Calling a 100 grand a 1000 grand. ;)
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I was referring to the caloric load in those bad boys. ;)
Mobi85
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Regional Sales Manager
Haven't taxed the toddler tornado yet but will be following @antiASKHOLEadvice now and will use it as an incentive for him.
IndianaShep
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Director of Sales and Marketing
I used to be a Reese's guy, but I have become a Kit-Kat guy in my Augustine days.

That said, if I see a 100 grand that shit is mine.
ThatNewAE
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Account Executive - Mid enterprise
I saw a video where someone filled in Ferrero with cabbage balls.
#Trauma.
antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
ew... balls
mrosales
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