CoorsKing
WR Officer
4
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Panda. I move really slow, eat a LOT, but will still F you up if you mess with me.ย 

How that relates to sales? Look cute/unassuming on the outside, but get me in front of an Exec or Procurement, and I am deadly.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Po, is that you? Are noodles your secret weapon? Or is it a single dew drop?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
3
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Once I get them in a Wuxi Finger Hold, you best believe I am getting that DocuSign
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
Fox ๐ŸฆŠ

Mischievously busting up in hen houses since the beginning of time.

Quick movement and careful thought in tricky situations.ย 
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
5
Bravado's Resident Asshole
I should just delete my life for not thinking of including such a sly response. Real smooth CuriousFox.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
I see what you did there, and I like it.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Should I even be in sales if I weren't able to make it sound like I'm a wizard of a wordsmith?
Savagedoge
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
I think Iโ€™m a rabbit, closing em smaller deals nice and quick.


DadFather
Politicker
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Golden Retriever - trying my best to be a good boi and get treats but willing to risk it all to get the cookie on the counterย 
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
I'M A PEACOCK, YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY!!!
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
5
Bravado's Resident Asshole
dear God. Thank you for bringing this quote back to my forebrain
sellingsellssold
Politicker
0
SDR
Rabbits - the cutest and fluffy animal. Speedy fast and like to have fun!
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
hmmm.. nice bunny
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