Hobbies? I’m confused…

I've heard this rumor that some people have hobbies that they actually, you know, do. Personally, it seems like I only have time for hobbies that I read about doing. 

I ride motorcycles, but I sold my most recent bike 8 years ago, and now I just read motorcycle forums and search marketplace for the perfect bike.  I've narrowed it down to such a specific motorcycle, I'll probably need to build it myself. 

I like to hike and get outdoors. the background on my laptop screen in a beautiful mountain photo that someone else took. I live in one of the prettiest places in the US, and my boots are covered in dust. 

I like to shoot long range. Let me rephrase that - I read about developments in the sport, buy the gadgets, and put them in a safe. I have brand new parts, still in the packaging that I bought 5 years ago. 

I have two really nice guitars hanging on my office wall. I play once a month at most. 

Sound familiar to anyone else?